Collection: Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • 'Drama Keeps Following Me Around' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Knowing some people marry their prison pen pals.. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD, LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: LIGHT GREENISH-BLUE WINE SPLASHING. FOREGROUND: LADIES/DARK HAIR/LONG-SLEEVED SWEATSHIRTS/‘USA DRINKING TEAM’/SHORT BLACK SHORTS|HOLDING WINE BOTTLES/LEFT HALF-FULL WINE GLASS/RIGHT HOLDING TROPHY SPILLING WINE/WEARING A 30S TO 40S LADY’S HAT.|OUTSIDE “KNOWING THAT SOME PEOPLE MARRY THEIR PRISON PEN PALS REMINDS ME THAT MY LIFE CHOICES REALLY AREN’T ALL THAT BAD/INSIDE .....ALTHOUGH...SOMETIMES THE WRONG CHOICES BRING US TO THE RIGHT PLACES!”
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  • ' I’ve had it with this Inspirational Bullshit ' Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD, WHITE ENVELOPE. | MULTI-COLORED BACKGROUND WITH EYE CHART | YOUNG GIRL/SMALL, TIGHT HAIR BUNS ABOVE EARS/DRK NECKLACE-CHOCKER/RUFFLED, SHORT-SLEEVED WHITE DRESS WITH DOTS/SALUTING | OUTSIDE: “I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH ALL OF THIS INSPIRATIONAL BULLSHIT”/INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • My supergirl cape is in the laundry Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD, ERIN SMITH | BRIGHT YELLOW ENVELOPE. | 5” BY 7” RECYCLED PAPER | PALE PINK CARD WITH BRONZE EDGES | YOUNG LADY SITTING ON EXOTIC PLANT WITH LONG TENTACLES/WEARING A FAN-SHAPED HEADDRESS/LACE/TENTACLE | SHORT DARK HAIR/SLEEVELESS WHITE DRESS/DARK NYLONS/BLACK, DOUBLE-STRAPPED HIGH HEELS | HOLDING BOUQUET OF FLOWERS AND GREENERY | HOLDING LONG POINTED SCEPTER.
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  • Perfect comeback the next day in the Shower Snarky Greeting Cards by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: PASSPORT PAGES WITH STAMPS. FOREGROUND: SMALL GIRL IN A SITTING POSITION/OLD-FASHIONED STYLE HAIR AND DRESS/HAIR BUNS OVER EARS WITH RIBBONS/WHITE LACE DRESS, LACE JACKET-STYLE TOP/WEARING CROSS, WHITE TIGHTS, WHITE CRISS-CROSS SANDALS WITH BUCKLE STRAP. WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I DON’T ALWAYS HAVE THE PERFECT COMEBACK…BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S USUALLY THE NEXT DAY. IN THE SHOWER…” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • I’m kinda hazy where that fine line is... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD ON RECYCLED PAPER WITH A YELLOW ENVELOPE.|HAS BROWN BACKGROUND, MOOSE HEAD WITH ANTLERS AT THE TOP AND RIBBONS AT SIDES OF ANTLERS.|ELONGATED OVAL AND EXTREMELY FANCY DESIGNING BELOW.|GIRL DOING BALLET WEARING MONARCH BUTTERFLY WINGS, YELLOW/BLACK STRIPED TOP, YELLOWISH-BROWN FUO-FUO RUFFLES, WHITE SKIRT, AND BALLET SHOES. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘YOU MAY WALK THE LINE, BUT I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE HAZY ON WHERE EXACTLY THE LINE IS…. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • I can totally Control Myself... Snarky Cards by Holy Crap Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ GREETING CARD | PINK ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND LIGHT BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM, FAINT WRITING, AND PINK FLOWERS/YELLOW STRIPE DOWN LEFT SIDE HAS UNREADABLE WRITING | FOREGROUND YOUNG GIRL WITH WHITE FRILLY DRESS, BLACK LEGGINGS, WHITE SHOES LEANING ON OUTDOOR CEMENT PLANT STAND | SHADOW BEHIND SHOWING GIRL KICKING UP HEELS. WORDING OUTSIDE ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ INSIDE ‘I JUST TOTALLY CHOOSE NOT TO…’
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  • My Book Club Can Drink Yours Under The Table Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD WITH A GREY ENVELOPE. PAGE FROM A DICTIONARY IN THE BACKGROUND. A WINE GLASS WITH RED WINE AND A WINE STAIN ON THE LEFT SIDE|WINE STAIN ON THE UPPER RIGHT|A FULL GLASS OF RED WINE IN THE LOWER RIGHT. THE OUTSIDE WORDS ARE ‘YOUR BOOK CLUB MAY HAVE SCINTILLATING DISCUSSIONS…BUT MY BOOK CLUB CAN DRINK YOUR BOOK CLUB UNDER THE TABLE’; INSIDE IS BLANK.
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  • ' son of a b**tch.. i wonder what else my mother was right about? ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' son of a b**tch.. i wonder what else my mother was right about?  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'my face hurts. from pretending to like you' Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    'my face hurts. from pretending to like you'   Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Do I look like I want to lower my voice.. Snarky Greeting card by Erin Smith
    BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PALE BLUES AND YELLOWS WITH MEDIUM BLUE BUTTERFLY | 2 WOMEN, SHORT DARK HAIR, LONG-SLEEVED DRESSES; HOLDING CLOCK BETWEEN THEM | LEFT HAS A SCOOPED NECKLINE DRESS WITH THIN, GAUZY OUTER DRESS/RIGHT HAS A DARK DRESS WITH WHITE, LACY COLLAR | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • I hate to cancel but we made plans hours ago... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD WITH A LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. HAS TRAVEL STAMPS AND A FERRIS WHEEL IN THE BACKGROUND. BLACK/WHITE PHOTO OF A WOMAN SITTING IN A WING BACK CHAIR, HOLDING A MARTINI WITH 2 OLIVES ON A PICK INSIDE GLASS. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘I HATE TO CANCEL, BUT WE MADE PLANS HOURS AGO … IWAS SO YOUNG, AND FULL OF HOPE THEN. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • ' Let's face it.. "Book Club" should just be called .. Wine Club ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' Let's face it..
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  • ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' The sh*t you can do blows my mind... amazeballs ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' The sh*t you can do blows my mind... amazeballs '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' once this is all over with, i'm hugging everybody ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' once this is all over with, i'm hugging everybody '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I'd cut a B** for you. TWICE ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' I'd cut a B** for you. TWICE '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' on the plus side.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' on the plus side..  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I know! I know the limit is two! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' I know! I know the limit is two! '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' GOOD MORNING WORLD! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' GOOD MORNING WORLD!   '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' did you know... cats have 32 muscles in each ear to ignore.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' did you know... cats have 32 muscles in each ear to ignore.. '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to .... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to .... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if i am quiet it is because there is thunder inside me... OR .. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' if i am quiet it is because there is thunder inside me...  OR .. '  Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' so... how are you? i'm obviously fantastic ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' so... how are you? i'm obviously fantastic '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' everyone just chill the **** out. i got this ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' everyone just chill the **** out.  i got this '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' we can't all puke rainbows and spit glitter.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' we can't all puke rainbows and spit glitter.. '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' LOVE that sh't just got real... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' LOVE   that sh't just got real... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if you have to walk through hell.. at least walk as if you own the place ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' if you have to walk through hell.. at least walk as if you own the place '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my whole life consists of wondering ... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' my whole life consists of wondering ... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I'm not everyone's cup of tea ... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' I'm not everyone's cup of tea ... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I may not be solving the world's problems.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' I may not be solving the world's problems..  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' oh yes.. i'm really into juicing right now too.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' oh yes.. i'm really into juicing right now too.. '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' next time? totally coming back as a rock star ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' next time? totally coming back as a rock star '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' You obviously have no idea who you are dealing with ' .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' You obviously have no idea who you are dealing with ' ..  Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Oh Oh My God.. You have the most absolutely awesome face Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    Oh Oh My God.. You have the most absolutely awesome face   Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I haven't even had my coffee yet. Namaste this... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD, LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. | BLUE SKY/WHITE CLUDS BEHIND | YOUNG GIRLS/WHITE BOW IN DARK HAIR/PEARL NECKLACE/WHITE, RUFFLED DRESS/HOLDING UP LEFT, MIDDLE FINGER—DARK NAIL POLISH | OUTSIDE: “I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD MY COFFEE YET…NAMASTE THIS.”/INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • I think about you everyday A$$hole... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    A GREETING CARD WITH BLUE ENVELOPE. PERSON WITH AN ONION HEAD, GREY|WHITE STRIPED T-SHIRT. HAS A BLUE BACKGROUND WITH MULTIPLE PAINT SPATTERS DOWN THE LEFT SIDE | ACROSS THE BOTTOM. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY. ASSHOLE.’ INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • ' Seriously .. You got me Underwear again? ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD | BRIGHT, CHRISTMAS-RED ENVELOPE. | TEAL WITH WHITE FLORAL BEHIND/TEAL STRIPE ACROSS AND 2 FANCY, TAN DEER ON TOP | YOUNG BOY WITH SHORT-SLEEVED SHIRT AND SHORTS/MAKING UGLY FACE/WHITE CHRISTMAS PRESENT WITH RED AND GOLD RIBBON | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “SERIOUSLY…YOU GOT ME UNDERWEAR AGAIN??” INSIDE, “…MAY ALL YOUR HOLIDAY WISHES COME TRUE…”
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  • ' I'm fine! more than A Little Crazy... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    A GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. SHOWS WOMAN WITH BUMBLEBEE HAT, SHOULDER-LENGTH DARK HAIR, WHITE LAB COAT. SHOWS RED-DRIPPING STREAKS ON TOP, PALE GREEN BACKGROUND, 2 SUCCULENT PLANTS IN TEARDROP AQUARIUMS. WORDS OUTSIDE -- I’M FINE! MORE THAN A LITTLE CRAZY…BUT FINE!…INSIDE AT LEAST I’M CONSISTENT.
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