Collection: Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Snarky, Sassy, even Smartassy!  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say!  Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment!  Take your time and read through them.  HOLY CRAP!  Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

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  • What fresh hell is this?
    What fresh hell is this?
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  • Holding it together with a Bobby Pin
    Holding it together with a Bobby Pin
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  • Kindness sprinkle that shit everywhere
    Kindness sprinkle that shit everywhere
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  • today I will think evil thoughts...and try NOT to say them out loud
    today I will think evil thoughts...and try NOT to say them out loud
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  • My supergirl cape is in the laundry
    My supergirl cape is in the laundry
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  • I’m dangerous. Not gonna lie
    5” BY 7” GREETING CARD | YELLOW ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND DECORATED WITH TEAL, TAN, BROWN DESIGN FOREGROUND IS YOUNG GIRL IN SHORT-SLEEVED GINGHAM-PATTERNED DRESS, WHITE BOW IN HAIR, LARGE, LAVENDAR BOOTS. | WORDS OUTSIDE ‘I’M DANGEROUS… I’M NOT GONNA LIE’ INSIDE ‘ESPECIALLY IN THESE BOOTS.’
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  • What does my tattoo mean? I wanted it so I F*&^#@ got it.
    What does my tattoo mean?  I wanted it so I F*&^#@ got it.
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  • I’ve had it with this Inspirational Bullshit
    I’ve had it with this Inspirational Bullshit
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  • Every day is a gift, socks, one foot at a time
    Every day is a gift, socks, one foot at a time
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  • Not everything is about you Birthday card
    Not everything is about you Birthday card
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  • Xanex...Greeting Card
    Xanex...Greeting Card
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  • Wonder...Greeting Card
    Wonder...Greeting Card
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  • My Bitch...Greeting Card
    My Bitch...Greeting Card
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  • Greeting Card "I hate to cancel our plans, but we made them hours ago..."|Erin Smith
    A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD WITH A LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. HAS TRAVEL STAMPS AND A FERRIS WHEEL IN THE BACKGROUND. BLACK/WHITE PHOTO OF A WOMAN SITTING IN A WING BACK CHAIR, HOLDING A MARTINI WITH 2 OLIVES ON A PICK INSIDE GLASS. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘I HATE TO CANCEL, BUT WE MADE PLANS HOURS AGO … IWAS SO YOUNG, AND FULL OF HOPE THEN. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • Greeting Card 'I’m kinda hazy where that fine line is...'|Erin Smith
    A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD ON RECYCLED PAPER WITH A YELLOW ENVELOPE.|HAS BROWN BACKGROUND, MOOSE HEAD WITH ANTLERS AT THE TOP AND RIBBONS AT SIDES OF ANTLERS.|ELONGATED OVAL AND EXTREMELY FANCY DESIGNING BELOW.|GIRL DOING BALLET WEARING MONARCH BUTTERFLY WINGS, YELLOW/BLACK STRIPED TOP, YELLOWISH-BROWN FUO-FUO RUFFLES, WHITE SKIRT, AND BALLET SHOES. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘YOU MAY WALK THE LINE, BUT I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE HAZY ON WHERE EXACTLY THE LINE IS…. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • 'Drama Keeps Following Me Around' Greeting Card
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  • My Book Club Can Drink Yours Under The Table
    A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD WITH A GREY ENVELOPE. PAGE FROM A DICTIONARY IN THE BACKGROUND. A WINE GLASS WITH RED WINE AND A WINE STAIN ON THE LEFT SIDE|WINE STAIN ON THE UPPER RIGHT|A FULL GLASS OF RED WINE IN THE LOWER RIGHT. THE OUTSIDE WORDS ARE ‘YOUR BOOK CLUB MAY HAVE SCINTILLATING DISCUSSIONS…BUT MY BOOK CLUB CAN DRINK YOUR BOOK CLUB UNDER THE TABLE’; INSIDE IS BLANK.
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  • Chicken nuggets go so well with red wine
    Chicken nuggets go so well with red wine
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  • Maybe she crazy! Or, maybe she needs carbs card
    Maybe she crazy!  Or, maybe she needs carbs card
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  • Perfect comeback the next day
    Perfect comeback the next day
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  • Wisdom...Greeting Card
    Wisdom...Greeting Card
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  • Well Well Well...Greeting Card
    Well Well Well...Greeting Card
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  • Vibe...Greeting Card
    Vibe...Greeting Card
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  • Underwear...Greeting Card
    Underwear...Greeting Card
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  • That One Time...Greeting Card
    ‘THAT ONE TIME?’ GREETING CARD | WHITE ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND DICTIONARY PAGE, PINK STRIPE, ANTIQUE LONGHAND WRITTEN LETTER | FOREGROUND 2 GIRLS/1 ON AN OLD-TYPE SETTE, 1 LEANING ON IT. BOTH WEARING EARLY 1800’S DRESSES WITH APRONS AND LACED-UP HIGH-TOP BOOTS. WORDS OUTSIDE: ‘THAT ONE TIME?... WHEN WE DID THAT THING?... AND WE KNEW WE SHOULDN’T BUT WE DID ANYWAY BECAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING SO HARD? THAT WAS AWESOME.’
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  • That Feeling...Greeting Card
    That Feeling...Greeting Card
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  • So Happy...Greeting Card
    So Happy...Greeting Card
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  • Smile...Greeting Card
    Smile...Greeting Card
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  • Shitstorm...Greeting Card
    Shitstorm...Greeting Card
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  • Scars of Happiness...Greeting Card
    Scars of Happiness...Greeting Card
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  • Sandcastles...Greeting Card
    Sandcastles...Greeting Card
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  • Rushing...Greeting Card
    Rushing...Greeting Card
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