Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • What does my tattoo mean? I wanted it so I F*&^#@ got it.
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  • GREETING CARD, WHITE ENVELOPE. | MULTI-COLORED BACKGROUND WITH EYE CHART | YOUNG GIRL/SMALL, TIGHT HAIR BUNS ABOVE EARS/DRK NECKLACE-CHOCKER/RUFFLED, SHORT-SLEEVED WHITE DRESS WITH DOTS/SALUTING | OUTSIDE: “I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH ALL OF THIS INSPIRATIONAL BULLSHIT”/INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • today I will think evil thoughts...and try NOT to say them out loud
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  • GREETING CARD, ERIN SMITH | BRIGHT YELLOW ENVELOPE. | 5” BY 7” RECYCLED PAPER | PALE PINK CARD WITH BRONZE EDGES | YOUNG LADY SITTING ON EXOTIC PLANT WITH LONG TENTACLES/WEARING A FAN-SHAPED HEADDRESS/LACE/TENTACLE | SHORT DARK HAIR/SLEEVELESS WHITE DRESS/DARK NYLONS/BLACK, DOUBLE-STRAPPED HIGH HEELS | HOLDING BOUQUET OF FLOWERS AND GREENERY | HOLDING LONG POINTED SCEPTER.
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  • A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD ON RECYCLED PAPER WITH A YELLOW ENVELOPE.|HAS BROWN BACKGROUND, MOOSE HEAD WITH ANTLERS AT THE TOP AND RIBBONS AT SIDES OF ANTLERS.|ELONGATED OVAL AND EXTREMELY FANCY DESIGNING BELOW.|GIRL DOING BALLET WEARING MONARCH BUTTERFLY WINGS, YELLOW/BLACK STRIPED TOP, YELLOWISH-BROWN FUO-FUO RUFFLES, WHITE SKIRT, AND BALLET SHOES. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘YOU MAY WALK THE LINE, BUT I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE HAZY ON WHERE EXACTLY THE LINE IS…. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • A GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND IS DARK BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM. YOUNG GIRL HOLDING CHIN IN RIGHT HAND AND LEFT HAND ON HER RIGHT ELBOW. LONG BLACK HAIR/MULTI-COLORED, THREE-QUARTER SLEEVE BLOUSE/PINK TUTU-LIKE SKIRT/BLACK BOOTS. WORDS: OUTSIDE “I ALWAYS TRY TO BE A LADY. BUT SOMETIMES, WHEN I’M MAD… I’M AN EVIL SADISTIC DEMON SPAWNED BITCH FROM HELL THAT WILL MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. INSIDE “.....AND WHEN I’M HAPPY...I LIKE, BAKE COOKIES AND SHIT.”
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  • ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ GREETING CARD | PINK ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND LIGHT BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM, FAINT WRITING, AND PINK FLOWERS/YELLOW STRIPE DOWN LEFT SIDE HAS UNREADABLE WRITING | FOREGROUND YOUNG GIRL WITH WHITE FRILLY DRESS, BLACK LEGGINGS, WHITE SHOES LEANING ON OUTDOOR CEMENT PLANT STAND | SHADOW BEHIND SHOWING GIRL KICKING UP HEELS. WORDING OUTSIDE ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ INSIDE ‘I JUST TOTALLY CHOOSE NOT TO…’
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  • A GREETING CARD WITH A BLUE ENVELOPE. A PALE YELLOW BACKGROUND WITH ARTISTIC FLOWERS AT THE TOP AND A MOTORCYCLE AT THE BOTTOM. A YOUNG GIRL IS LEANING ON THE MOTORCYCLE HOLDING A SMALL DOLL. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘I MAY APPEAL HARMLESS...BUT INSIDE I’M COMPLETELY BADASS.’ INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD WITH A GREY ENVELOPE. PAGE FROM A DICTIONARY IN THE BACKGROUND. A WINE GLASS WITH RED WINE AND A WINE STAIN ON THE LEFT SIDE|WINE STAIN ON THE UPPER RIGHT|A FULL GLASS OF RED WINE IN THE LOWER RIGHT. THE OUTSIDE WORDS ARE ‘YOUR BOOK CLUB MAY HAVE SCINTILLATING DISCUSSIONS…BUT MY BOOK CLUB CAN DRINK YOUR BOOK CLUB UNDER THE TABLE’; INSIDE IS BLANK.
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  • BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PALE BLUES AND YELLOWS WITH MEDIUM BLUE BUTTERFLY | 2 WOMEN, SHORT DARK HAIR, LONG-SLEEVED DRESSES; HOLDING CLOCK BETWEEN THEM | LEFT HAS A SCOOPED NECKLINE DRESS WITH THIN, GAUZY OUTER DRESS/RIGHT HAS A DARK DRESS WITH WHITE, LACY COLLAR | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • GREETING CARD, MEDIUM BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: TOP LIGHT BLUE/UNREADABLE WORDS/BOTTOM NUMBERS, OUTLINES OF PAPERCLIPS ON IVORY/’HARRIED’ HARE 3 TASSELS CENTER RIGHT | YOUNG LADY/LONG DARK HARI/LONG-SLEEVED, WHITE DRESS/LEANING ON RIGHT HAND | MULTI-COLORED, DECO DESIGN LOWER LEFT | OUTSIDE: “IF 50 IS THE NEW 40...AND 40 IS THE NEW 30..THEN ALL THAT CRAP I PUT YOU THRU AWHILE AGO IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE SHITSTORM AHEAD” INSIDE: …CHEERS! TO GETTING OLDER...ONE DAY AT A TIME...TOGETHER.”
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  • GREETING CARD, --ERIN SMITH | LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | 5” BY 7” RECYCLED PAPER | MULTI-COLORED BACKGROUND/LIGHT BLUE ONTO/LIME-GREEN SHADOW OF WOMAN/HEAD TIPPED UP/BLACK AND WHITE FLOWING HAIR/WHITE EYE WITH BLACK RING/SHORT-SLEEVED ORANGE DRESS-WIDE RED STRIP DOWN CENTER/CHEST POCKET WITH PINEAPPLE | LIME-GREEN SOCKS WITH HITE BUTTONS/BLACK SNEAKERS | WORDS: OUT – “MAYBE SHE’S CRAZY.” IN – “MAYBE SHE NEEDS CARBS, YOU DON’T KNOW.”
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  • GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: PASSPORT PAGES WITH STAMPS. FOREGROUND: SMALL GIRL IN A SITTING POSITION/OLD-FASHIONED STYLE HAIR AND DRESS/HAIR BUNS OVER EARS WITH RIBBONS/WHITE LACE DRESS, LACE JACKET-STYLE TOP/WEARING CROSS, WHITE TIGHTS, WHITE CRISS-CROSS SANDALS WITH BUCKLE STRAP. WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I DON’T ALWAYS HAVE THE PERFECT COMEBACK…BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S USUALLY THE NEXT DAY. IN THE SHOWER…” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD WITH A LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. HAS TRAVEL STAMPS AND A FERRIS WHEEL IN THE BACKGROUND. BLACK/WHITE PHOTO OF A WOMAN SITTING IN A WING BACK CHAIR, HOLDING A MARTINI WITH 2 OLIVES ON A PICK INSIDE GLASS. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘I HATE TO CANCEL, BUT WE MADE PLANS HOURS AGO … IWAS SO YOUNG, AND FULL OF HOPE THEN. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • GREETING CARD | BRIGHT RED ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PALE PINK WITH DECO ART DESIGN | YOUNG GIRL ON RED AND GOLD, PLUSH, WINGBACK CHAIR | WEARING RED AND BLACK CROWN WITH CHANDELIER-TYPE CRYSTALS/PAGE-BOY HAIRCUT/WHITE DRESS AND STOCKINGS/BLACK, TIE-UP BOOTS. WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • GREETING CARD | PALE PINK ENVELOPE. | LIGHT TAN WITH HANDWRITTEN LETTER/BROWN LAND AND GRASSES | LADY WITH SHORT HAIR/WHITE BOW/DARK LONG-SLEEVED BLOUSE WITH WHITE DOTS AT NECK AND WAIST | ARMS CROSSED AND SCOWLING FACE | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • A GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. SHOWS WOMAN WITH BUMBLEBEE HAT, SHOULDER-LENGTH DARK HAIR, WHITE LAB COAT. SHOWS RED-DRIPPING STREAKS ON TOP, PALE GREEN BACKGROUND, 2 SUCCULENT PLANTS IN TEARDROP AQUARIUMS. WORDS OUTSIDE -- I’M FINE! MORE THAN A LITTLE CRAZY…BUT FINE!…INSIDE AT LEAST I’M CONSISTENT.
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  • GREETING CARD, BRIGHT PURPLE ENVELOPE. | YOUNG GIRL SITTING ON OLD-STYLE SOFA | SHOULDER-LENGTH DARK HAIR/WHITE, CROCHETED DRESS/HOLDING WOVEN, EASTER-TYPE BASKET FULL OF FLOWERS | DARK BLUE, COWGIRL BOOTS UP TO THE KNEES | OUT: “YOUR BOOTS MAY BE MADE FOR WALKING...BUT MINE ARE IN CASE I NEED TO KICK YOUR ASS”/IN: BLANK.
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  • ‘THAT ONE TIME?’ GREETING CARD | WHITE ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND DICTIONARY PAGE, PINK STRIPE, ANTIQUE LONGHAND WRITTEN LETTER | FOREGROUND 2 GIRLS/1 ON AN OLD-TYPE SETTE, 1 LEANING ON IT. BOTH WEARING EARLY 1800’S DRESSES WITH APRONS AND LACED-UP HIGH-TOP BOOTS. WORDS OUTSIDE: ‘THAT ONE TIME?... WHEN WE DID THAT THING?... AND WE KNEW WE SHOULDN’T BUT WE DID ANYWAY BECAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING SO HARD? THAT WAS AWESOME.’
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  • GREETING CARD | LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PALE BROWN WITH FRENCH WORDS | WOMAN LEANING ON WHITE CRESCENT MOON | LONG, FLOWING DARK HAIR/SHORT-SLEEVED DRESS WITH COLORFUL, FLORAL WREATH ENCIRCLING HER | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I’M SO HAPPY I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT! I’M A BI-POLAR MANIC DEPRESSIVE ALCOHOLIC WITH ADHD AND ANGER ISSUES...” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | LIGHT BLUE SKY/GREEN FOREST – RIGHT SIDE/WHITE-TAN BOTTOM | WOMAN WITH BIRD’S NEST ON HEAD/2 SPECKLED EGGS/SPAGHETTI-STRAPPED, BLACK, KNEE-LENGTH, SILK DRESS/WHITE DOTS AND BELT | OUT: “IT’S AMAZING HOW MUCH STUFF I MAKE UP EVERYDAY TO KEEP FROM GETTING BORED” IN: “...THANKS FOR HUMORING ME!”
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  • GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: HANDWRITTEN LETTER/BLUE ON TOP OF THAT WITH 2 BLUE, BLACK, AND WHITE BUTTERFLIES | YOUNG LADY – LONG DARK HAIR/WHITE RIFFLED BLOUSE | HANDS IN THE PRAYING POSITION | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • GREETING CARD | LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | NEWSPRINT/LIME-GREEN BEHIND/PALE PINK SHADOW OF WOMAN | WEARING: MULTI-FLOWERED HAT/LONG BROWN HAIR/LEOPARD-PRINT, SLEEVELESS BLOUSE/LONG BLACK SKIRT WITH ORANGE WAVY STRIPES | NEWSPRINT APRON AND BROWN BELT/NECKLACE/BANGLES/RINGS. WORDS: OUTSIDE, “SHE’S GOT THAT INDEPENDENT, WAKE UP AND MAKE SHIT HAPPEN TYPE OF VIBE. ..... I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE NOT LIKE THE REST OF THEM, DARLING.”
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  • GREETING CARD, PURPLE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: BRIGHT ORANGE AND YELLOW. FOREGROUND: LADY WEARING: LARGE PINK AND BLACK BOWS IN GREY, PAGE-BOY CUT HAIR/LARGE GLASSES/NECK COVER AND BROACH/SHORT-SLEEVED DRESS; TOP RED AND WHITE RUFFLES, BOTTOM RED 2 HORIZONTAL STRIPES WITH WHITE DOTTED DESIGN | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I LOVE PEOPLE THAT CAN MAKE LAUGH WHEN I DON’T EVEN FEEL LIKE I CAN SMILE…”; INSIDE “THANKS SLUT.”
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  • GREETING CARD | BRIGHT PURPLE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: HANDWRITTEN RECIPE 'MOTHER'S COFFEE CAKE’/NEWSPAPER RECIPE/PINK BOOK FACEUP/HAND-DRAWN, PINK, STUFFED CHAIR | GIRL SITTING ON CHAIR/LONG HAIR/WHITE BOW/WHITE SOCKS | HOLDING AND EATING CANDY HEARTS | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • GREETING CARD | BRIGHT PURPLE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: CHEESE WHEEL WITH STAMPING | LADY – LONG, DARK HAIR/DARK BLUE. THREE-QUARTER LENGTH SLEEVES BLOUSE-SMALL FLORAL DESIGN/DARK PANTS | PULLING CHEESE WHEEL APART | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • I don't know what it does...but isn't it fantastic? | Snarky Greeting Cards
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  • GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | SEA GREEN UPPER/SAND WITH SANDCASTLE LOWER/BEAGLE ‘PEEING’ ON CASTLE | OUTSIDE: “ONLY ASSHOLES LET THEIR DOGS PEE ON SANDCASTLES”/INSIDE: “…THANKS FOR NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE.”.
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  • GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PINK WITH ORANGE SHADOW | WOMAN WEARING LIONG-SLEEVED, LONG JACKET/SINGLE BRAID OF HAIR/LONG, LOOP EARRINGS | HOLDING HALF-PEELED BANANA AND A DANDELION | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • GREETING CARD | LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: MULTI-COLORED, PASTELS WITH LARGE PINK AND YELLOW FLOWER | WOMAN WITH LONG DARK HAIR | TALKING ON CELL | HOLDING LIT CIGARETTE, COFFEE CUP, EYELASH WAND, AND BABY PACIFIER | WEARING GREY, SPAGHETTI-STRAP SHIRT | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • GREETING CARD | PALE PINK ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: BLUE TO ORANGE TO PINK COLORS | LADY – SHORT, FLIP HAIRCUT/GLASSES/SLEEVELESS PINK TOP/PALE-GREY LIPSTICK | FIXING HAIR WITH BOTH HANDS-DARK NAIL POLISH | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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