Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • Kindness...Sprinkle that shit everywhere! Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • What fresh hell is this? Fun Cards by Erin Smith Art
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  • I’ve had it with this Inspirational Bullshit Greeting Card
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  • Today I am going to Give it My Some... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • What does my tattoo mean? I wanted it so I F*&^#@ got it. .. Erin Smith Snarky Cards
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  • I am gonna Make Today My Bitch... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I always TRY to be a lady, but sometimes Demon Spawned B*tch Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 5” BY 7” GREETING CARD | YELLOW ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND DECORATED WITH TEAL, TAN, BROWN DESIGN FOREGROUND IS YOUNG GIRL IN SHORT-SLEEVED GINGHAM-PATTERNED DRESS, WHITE BOW IN HAIR, LARGE, LAVENDAR BOOTS. | WORDS OUTSIDE ‘I’M DANGEROUS… I’M NOT GONNA LIE’ INSIDE ‘ESPECIALLY IN THESE BOOTS.’
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  • ' my whole life consists of wondering ... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' sarcasm. because murder charges are expensive...' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Those WTF wrinkles run deep! ' .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my alone time... is very, very much in your own best interests. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ GREETING CARD | PINK ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND LIGHT BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM, FAINT WRITING, AND PINK FLOWERS/YELLOW STRIPE DOWN LEFT SIDE HAS UNREADABLE WRITING | FOREGROUND YOUNG GIRL WITH WHITE FRILLY DRESS, BLACK LEGGINGS, WHITE SHOES LEANING ON OUTDOOR CEMENT PLANT STAND | SHADOW BEHIND SHOWING GIRL KICKING UP HEELS. WORDING OUTSIDE ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ INSIDE ‘I JUST TOTALLY CHOOSE NOT TO…’
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  • ' if mom doesn't know where it is ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • A GREETING CARD, PINK ENVELOPE. WOMAN WITH DARK SHOULDER-LENGTH HAIR, PINK FLOWER, AND WHITE FLOWER ON BOTH SIDES OF HEAD, WEARING, WHITE-FRAMED GLASSES. WEARING TREE-STAMPED WHITE DRESS. BLACK NAIL POLISHED HAND COMES FROM BOTTOM HOLDING A MARTINI. TOP LEFT HAS BLUE BACKGROUND; WORDS OUTSIDE -- IT’S ‘ONE OF THOSE DAYS’ FOR LIKE 3 YEARS NOW…INSIDE I’M BEGINNING TO THINK IT MAY JUST BE ME!
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  • ' i want to be the reason someone smiles today. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Drink Too Much ... Erin Smith Snarky Greeting Card
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  • Giving Up Vices, Boredom Snarky Funny Birthday Card by Erin Smith Art
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  • A GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. WOMEN, WITH OLD-FASHIONED SWIMMING SUITS, HAIR BONNETS, SITTING ON WOODEN PEIR OVER WATER. WORDS OUTSIDE – THAT MOMENT. A DAY, A MONTH, A YEAR LATER…WHEN YOU FINALLY ASK YOURSELVES, WHAT IN THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?…INSIDE AND THEN LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH…BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU’D GLADLY, TOTALLY DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.
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  • GREETING CARD, BRIGHT PURPLE ENVELOPE. | YOUNG GIRL SITTING ON OLD-STYLE SOFA | SHOULDER-LENGTH DARK HAIR/WHITE, CROCHETED DRESS/HOLDING WOVEN, EASTER-TYPE BASKET FULL OF FLOWERS | DARK BLUE, COWGIRL BOOTS UP TO THE KNEES | OUT: “YOUR BOOTS MAY BE MADE FOR WALKING...BUT MINE ARE IN CASE I NEED TO KICK YOUR ASS”/IN: BLANK.
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  • I'm Queen of a whole freakin' lot ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I'm So Happy I finally figured it out ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' LOVE that sh't just got real... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • It's amazing how much Stuff I Make Up ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if i wasn't so tired ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • GREETING CARD | PALE PINK ENVELOPE. | LIGHT TAN WITH HANDWRITTEN LETTER/BROWN LAND AND GRASSES | LADY WITH SHORT HAIR/WHITE BOW/DARK LONG-SLEEVED BLOUSE WITH WHITE DOTS AT NECK AND WAIST | ARMS CROSSED AND SCOWLING FACE | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • GREETING CARD | BRIGHT RED ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PALE BLUE TO A PALE YELLOW SHADOW | GIRL WITH RABBIT MASK ON TOP OF HEAD/LONG HAIR/NOE-SLEEVE RED DRESS WITH GREY SWIRLS/BLUE TIGHTS WITH WHITE DOTS AND WHITE REPAIRED KNEES | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • ' she said so! you're a soccer mom ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Ms. Passive Aggressive ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' MyJob WARNING.. ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'it's a little thing called RESTRAINT ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I know! I know the limit is two! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' GOOD MORNING WORLD! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' oh yes.. i'm really into juicing right now too.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' once this is all over with, i'm hugging everybody ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure. Inside: They both get you there....but one is a lot more fun! A girl play with a hula hoop in a skirt with 2 different colored shoes.
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