Collection: Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards online.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

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  • Kindness sprinkle that shit everywhere
    Kindness sprinkle that shit everywhere
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  • What fresh hell is this? Fun Cards by Erin Smith Art
    GREETING CARD, WHITE ENVELOPE. 5” BY 7” | RED, THEATER CURTAINS OPENED WITH MATCHING RED TASSELS/LIGHT GREEN BEHIND/BLACK CONE-SHAPED CAGE | YOUNG GIRL /WHITE BOW IN ‘PAGE-BOY’ CUT HAIR/WHITE DRESS, SOCKS, SHOES/WHITE, FLY-LIKE WINGS WITH BLACK VEINING | OUTSIDE: “WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?” –DORTHY PARKER/INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • 'Drama Keeps Following Me Around' Greeting Card
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  • What does my tattoo mean? I wanted it so I F*&^#@ got it.
    What does my tattoo mean?  I wanted it so I F*&^#@ got it.
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  • Holding it together with a Bobby Pin
    Holding it together with a Bobby Pin
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  • today I will think evil thoughts...and try NOT to say them out loud
    today I will think evil thoughts...and try NOT to say them out loud
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  • My supergirl cape is in the laundry
    GREETING CARD, ERIN SMITH | BRIGHT YELLOW ENVELOPE. | 5” BY 7” RECYCLED PAPER | PALE PINK CARD WITH BRONZE EDGES | YOUNG LADY SITTING ON EXOTIC PLANT WITH LONG TENTACLES/WEARING A FAN-SHAPED HEADDRESS/LACE/TENTACLE | SHORT DARK HAIR/SLEEVELESS WHITE DRESS/DARK NYLONS/BLACK, DOUBLE-STRAPPED HIGH HEELS | HOLDING BOUQUET OF FLOWERS AND GREENERY | HOLDING LONG POINTED SCEPTER.
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  • I’m dangerous. Not gonna lie
    5” BY 7” GREETING CARD | YELLOW ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND DECORATED WITH TEAL, TAN, BROWN DESIGN FOREGROUND IS YOUNG GIRL IN SHORT-SLEEVED GINGHAM-PATTERNED DRESS, WHITE BOW IN HAIR, LARGE, LAVENDAR BOOTS. | WORDS OUTSIDE ‘I’M DANGEROUS… I’M NOT GONNA LIE’ INSIDE ‘ESPECIALLY IN THESE BOOTS.’
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  • I’ve had it with this Inspirational Bullshit
    GREETING CARD, WHITE ENVELOPE. | MULTI-COLORED BACKGROUND WITH EYE CHART | YOUNG GIRL/SMALL, TIGHT HAIR BUNS ABOVE EARS/DRK NECKLACE-CHOCKER/RUFFLED, SHORT-SLEEVED WHITE DRESS WITH DOTS/SALUTING | OUTSIDE: “I’VE HAD IT UP TO HERE WITH ALL OF THIS INSPIRATIONAL BULLSHIT”/INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • Responsibility...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD, BRIGHT PURPLE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: HANDWRITING/NEWSPRINT/WHITE, STEEPLED CHURCH ON PALE TAN COLORING/WITH GRASS IN FRONT | YOUNG BOY/SHORT HAIR/LONG-SLEEVED, WHITE SHIRT/TIE/LONG-SLEEVED DARK, OPENED JACKET/DARK, BUTTON-CLOSED SHORTS/HANDS IN POCKETS OF SHORTS | OUTSIDE: “ANOTHER DAY RUINED BY RESPONSIBILITY.”/INSIDE: “…DAMMIT.”
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  • Every day is a gift, socks, one foot at a time
    Every day is a gift, socks, one foot at a time
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  • Not everything is about you Birthday card
    Not everything is about you Birthday card
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  • Don't Cry....Xanex and Vodka will help | Inspirational Greeting Cards
    GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | LIME-GREEN BACKGROUND/DRAWING OF PINES AT BOTTOM/’PAINT DRIPPING’ IN UPPER RIGHT | SHOWS BLUE-GREY, SAD-FACED WOMAN’S HEAD WITH ENLARGED RIGHT EYE, OPENED | LOOKS LIKE A BIRD, FLOWERS, AND SCRATCH LINE ON HER HEAD/A WHITE DAISY-LIKE FLOWER AT HER NECKLINE. WORDS: OUTSIDE “BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY, “INSIDE “…THEY POP A COUPLE XANEX, WASH IT DOWN WITH VODKA AND SET YOUR CAR ON FIRE.”
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  • Wonder...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | PALE GREEN AND BROWN SHADOWS OF PLANTS | YOUNG WOMAN IN CIRCUS POSE AND BODY DRESS WITH FISHNET STOCKINGS/HANDS OVERHEAD | 3 MULTI-COLORED ‘HULS HOOPS’ TWIRLING AROUND HER BODY AT DIFFERENT ANGLES. WORDS: OUTSIDE, “YOU GET ONE SHOT. MAKE EVERYONE WONDER HOW THE HELL YOU DO IT.” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • Make Today My Bitch...Adult Humor Greeting Cards
    GREETING CARD | LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: DOLLAR-COLORED, FLEUR-DE-LIS/BRIGHT PINK FLOWERS | GIRL WEARING OLD-FASHIONED, FOOTBALL HELMET-LIKE CAP/LARGE SAFETY GLASSES FOR FLYING | LONG, BLOND HAIR/PUFFED, SHORT-SLEEVED BLOUSE WITH RUFFLED FRONT | LOOKING STUBBORN WITH FIST | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • I hate to cancel or plans. Funny Friendship Cards
    A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD WITH A LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. HAS TRAVEL STAMPS AND A FERRIS WHEEL IN THE BACKGROUND. BLACK/WHITE PHOTO OF A WOMAN SITTING IN A WING BACK CHAIR, HOLDING A MARTINI WITH 2 OLIVES ON A PICK INSIDE GLASS. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘I HATE TO CANCEL, BUT WE MADE PLANS HOURS AGO … IWAS SO YOUNG, AND FULL OF HOPE THEN. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • I’m kinda hazy where that fine line is...
    A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD ON RECYCLED PAPER WITH A YELLOW ENVELOPE.|HAS BROWN BACKGROUND, MOOSE HEAD WITH ANTLERS AT THE TOP AND RIBBONS AT SIDES OF ANTLERS.|ELONGATED OVAL AND EXTREMELY FANCY DESIGNING BELOW.|GIRL DOING BALLET WEARING MONARCH BUTTERFLY WINGS, YELLOW/BLACK STRIPED TOP, YELLOWISH-BROWN FUO-FUO RUFFLES, WHITE SKIRT, AND BALLET SHOES. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘YOU MAY WALK THE LINE, BUT I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE HAZY ON WHERE EXACTLY THE LINE IS…. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • My Book Club Can Drink Yours Under The Table
    A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD WITH A GREY ENVELOPE. PAGE FROM A DICTIONARY IN THE BACKGROUND. A WINE GLASS WITH RED WINE AND A WINE STAIN ON THE LEFT SIDE|WINE STAIN ON THE UPPER RIGHT|A FULL GLASS OF RED WINE IN THE LOWER RIGHT. THE OUTSIDE WORDS ARE ‘YOUR BOOK CLUB MAY HAVE SCINTILLATING DISCUSSIONS…BUT MY BOOK CLUB CAN DRINK YOUR BOOK CLUB UNDER THE TABLE’; INSIDE IS BLANK.
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  • Chicken nuggets go so well with red wine | Snarky cards
    Chicken nuggets go so well with red wine | Snarky cards
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  • Maybe she crazy! Or, maybe she needs carbs card
    GREETING CARD, --ERIN SMITH | LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | 5” BY 7” RECYCLED PAPER | MULTI-COLORED BACKGROUND/LIGHT BLUE ONTO/LIME-GREEN SHADOW OF WOMAN/HEAD TIPPED UP/BLACK AND WHITE FLOWING HAIR/WHITE EYE WITH BLACK RING/SHORT-SLEEVED ORANGE DRESS-WIDE RED STRIP DOWN CENTER/CHEST POCKET WITH PINEAPPLE | LIME-GREEN SOCKS WITH HITE BUTTONS/BLACK SNEAKERS | WORDS: OUT – “MAYBE SHE’S CRAZY.” IN – “MAYBE SHE NEEDS CARBS, YOU DON’T KNOW.”
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  • Perfect comeback the next day in the Shower | Snarky Cards
    GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: PASSPORT PAGES WITH STAMPS. FOREGROUND: SMALL GIRL IN A SITTING POSITION/OLD-FASHIONED STYLE HAIR AND DRESS/HAIR BUNS OVER EARS WITH RIBBONS/WHITE LACE DRESS, LACE JACKET-STYLE TOP/WEARING CROSS, WHITE TIGHTS, WHITE CRISS-CROSS SANDALS WITH BUCKLE STRAP. WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I DON’T ALWAYS HAVE THE PERFECT COMEBACK…BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S USUALLY THE NEXT DAY. IN THE SHOWER…” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • Wisdom...Greeting Card
    WISDOM GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | PALE GREEN AND BROWN SHADOWS OF PLANTS | YOUNG WOMAN WORDS: OUTSIDE, “SHE WANTED TO CREDIT HER DECISION WITH THE WISDOM OF AGE...BUT DEEP DOWN SHE KNEW IT WAS BECAUSE OF HER EXPENSIVE UNDERWEAR & HER FABULOUS SHOES.” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • Well Well Well...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | BRIGHT GREEN ENVELOPE. | FADED WALLPAPER AND FLOOR | YOUNG MEN SITTING ON BENCH, WEARING SKIRT (LEFT) AND KILT (RIGHT)/BOTH WEARING WHITE BUTTONED-DOWN SHIRTS, TIES, AND JACKETS. WORDS: OUTSIDE, “WELL, WELL, WELL...”, INSIDE, “.....IF IT ISN’T THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR OWN ACTIONS.”
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  • Vibe...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | NEWSPRINT/LIME-GREEN BEHIND/PALE PINK SHADOW OF WOMAN | WEARING: MULTI-FLOWERED HAT/LONG BROWN HAIR/LEOPARD-PRINT, SLEEVELESS BLOUSE/LONG BLACK SKIRT WITH ORANGE WAVY STRIPES | NEWSPRINT APRON AND BROWN BELT/NECKLACE/BANGLES/RINGS. WORDS: OUTSIDE, “SHE’S GOT THAT INDEPENDENT, WAKE UP AND MAKE SHIT HAPPEN TYPE OF VIBE.  ..... I’M SO GLAD YOU’RE NOT LIKE THE REST OF THEM, DARLING.”
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  • Underwear...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | BRIGHT, CHRISTMAS-RED ENVELOPE. | TEAL WITH WHITE FLORAL BEHIND/TEAL STRIPE ACROSS AND 2 FANCY, TAN DEER ON TOP | YOUNG BOY WITH SHORT-SLEEVED SHIRT AND SHORTS/MAKING UGLY FACE/WHITE CHRISTMAS PRESENT WITH RED AND GOLD RIBBON | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “SERIOUSLY…YOU GOT ME UNDERWEAR AGAIN??” INSIDE, “…MAY ALL YOUR HOLIDAY WISHES COME TRUE…”
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  • That One Time...Greeting Card
    ‘THAT ONE TIME?’ GREETING CARD | WHITE ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND DICTIONARY PAGE, PINK STRIPE, ANTIQUE LONGHAND WRITTEN LETTER | FOREGROUND 2 GIRLS/1 ON AN OLD-TYPE SETTE, 1 LEANING ON IT. BOTH WEARING EARLY 1800’S DRESSES WITH APRONS AND LACED-UP HIGH-TOP BOOTS. WORDS OUTSIDE: ‘THAT ONE TIME?... WHEN WE DID THAT THING?... AND WE KNEW WE SHOULDN’T BUT WE DID ANYWAY BECAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING SO HARD? THAT WAS AWESOME.’
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  • That Feeling...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | DARK BLUE ENVELOPE. | MULTI-COLORED BACKGROUND AND DICTIONARY PAGE/PALE PEACH ON TOP WITH LIGHT-GREY SHADOW | YOUNG WOMAN/BLACK AND WHITE, LONG HAIR/LARGE FACE WITH EXTRA LONG EYELASHES | SLEEVELESS SHORT, LIME-GREEN DRESS/LIGHT BLUE JEANS/BLACK WITH WHITE DOTS, HEELED BOOTS | HOLDING A TAN BUNNY WITH A LIGHT BLUE RIBBON | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “YOU KNOW THAT FEELING…” INSIDE, “…WHEN EVEN YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT THE HELL YOU’RE FEELING?”
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  • So Happy...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PALE BROWN WITH FRENCH WORDS | WOMAN LEANING ON WHITE CRESCENT MOON | LONG, FLOWING DARK HAIR/SHORT-SLEEVED DRESS WITH COLORFUL, FLORAL WREATH ENCIRCLING HER | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I’M SO HAPPY I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT! I’M A BI-POLAR MANIC DEPRESSIVE ALCOHOLIC WITH ADHD AND ANGER ISSUES...” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • Smile...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD, PURPLE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: BRIGHT ORANGE AND YELLOW. FOREGROUND: LADY WEARING: LARGE PINK AND BLACK BOWS IN GREY, PAGE-BOY CUT HAIR/LARGE GLASSES/NECK COVER AND BROACH/SHORT-SLEEVED DRESS; TOP RED AND WHITE RUFFLES, BOTTOM RED 2 HORIZONTAL STRIPES WITH WHITE DOTTED DESIGN | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I LOVE PEOPLE THAT CAN MAKE LAUGH WHEN I DON’T EVEN FEEL LIKE I CAN SMILE…”; INSIDE “THANKS SLUT.”
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  • Shitstorm...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD, MEDIUM BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: TOP LIGHT BLUE/UNREADABLE WORDS/BOTTOM NUMBERS, OUTLINES OF PAPERCLIPS ON IVORY/’HARRIED’ HARE 3 TASSELS CENTER RIGHT | YOUNG LADY/LONG DARK HARI/LONG-SLEEVED, WHITE DRESS/LEANING ON RIGHT HAND | MULTI-COLORED, DECO DESIGN LOWER LEFT | OUTSIDE: “IF 50 IS THE NEW 40...AND 40 IS THE NEW 30..THEN ALL THAT CRAP I PUT YOU THRU AWHILE AGO IS NOTHING COMPARED TO THE SHITSTORM AHEAD” INSIDE: …CHEERS! TO GETTING OLDER...ONE DAY AT A TIME...TOGETHER.”
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  • Scars of Happiness...Greeting Card
    BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD | PALE PINK ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: MULTI-COLORED | WOMAN WITH PURPLE, WHITE, AND PINK HAT/LARGE, YELLOW SPOTS ON CHEEKS/SILVER NAIL POLISH/LARGE, PURPLE FLOWER RING | HOLDING HER HANDS TO HER TEMPLE | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • Sandcastles...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | SEA GREEN UPPER/SAND WITH SANDCASTLE LOWER/BEAGLE ‘PEEING’ ON CASTLE | OUTSIDE: “ONLY ASSHOLES LET THEIR DOGS PEE ON SANDCASTLES”/INSIDE: “…THANKS FOR NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE.”.
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  • Queen...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | BRIGHT RED ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PALE PINK WITH DECO ART DESIGN | YOUNG GIRL ON RED AND GOLD, PLUSH, WINGBACK CHAIR | WEARING RED AND BLACK CROWN WITH CHANDELIER-TYPE CRYSTALS/PAGE-BOY HAIRCUT/WHITE DRESS AND STOCKINGS/BLACK, TIE-UP BOOTS. WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • Prison...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD, LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: LIGHT GREENISH-BLUE WINE SPLASHING. FOREGROUND: LADIES/DARK HAIR/LONG-SLEEVED SWEATSHIRTS/‘USA DRINKING TEAM’/SHORT BLACK SHORTS|HOLDING WINE BOTTLES/LEFT HALF-FULL WINE GLASS/RIGHT HOLDING TROPHY SPILLING WINE/WEARING A 30S TO 40S LADY’S HAT.|OUTSIDE “KNOWING THAT SOME PEOPLE MARRY THEIR PRISON PEN PALS REMINDS ME THAT MY LIFE CHOICES REALLY AREN’T ALL THAT BAD/INSIDE .....ALTHOUGH...SOMETIMES THE WRONG CHOICES BRING US TO THE RIGHT PLACES!”
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  • Namaste...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD, LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. | BLUE SKY/WHITE CLUDS BEHIND | YOUNG GIRLS/WHITE BOW IN DARK HAIR/PEARL NECKLACE/WHITE, RUFFLED DRESS/HOLDING UP LEFT, MIDDLE FINGER—DARK NAIL POLISH | OUTSIDE: “I HAVEN’T EVEN HAD MY COFFEE YET…NAMASTE THIS.”/INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • Lover not Fighter...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD, DARK BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: WOODEN SLATS BRIGHT PURPLE-BLUE FLOWERS/YOUNG GIRL SITTING ON STONE BENCH, LEANING ON STONE TABLE/LIGHT-COLORED HAIR/LONG-SLEEVED, WHITE BLOUSE UNDER DARK JUMPER-LIKE DRESS/WHITE SOCKS/BLACK SHOES | OUTSIDE: “IT’S EXHAUSTING BEING A LOVER AND NOT A FIGHTER...ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW ONE GOOD SMACK WOULD END IT.”/INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • Like an Adult...Greeting Card
    BIRTHDAY GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PALE BLUES AND YELLOWS WITH MEDIUM BLUE BUTTERFLY | 2 WOMEN, SHORT DARK HAIR, LONG-SLEEVED DRESSES; HOLDING CLOCK BETWEEN THEM | LEFT HAS A SCOOPED NECKLINE DRESS WITH THIN, GAUZY OUTER DRESS/RIGHT HAS A DARK DRESS WITH WHITE, LACY COLLAR | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • Just Sat Down...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | BRIGHT PURPLE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: MULTI-COLORED | WOMAN WITH
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  • Irrational Bitch...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | VIBRANT ORANGE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: STAMP' 100% SATISFACTION GUARANTEED’/RED WAX SEAL/TEAL AND ORANGE COLORS | YOUNG GIRL WITH SOMBRERO AND ROSES IN HAIR/LONG, RUFFLED DRESS/RIGHT HAND ON SEAL | SCRIPT WRITING OVER ALL ON THE BOTTOM | WOMAN WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • I Look Homeless Without Makeup | Funny Cards for Friends
    GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PINK WITH ORANGE SHADOW | WOMAN WEARING LIONG-SLEEVED, LONG JACKET/SINGLE BRAID OF HAIR/LONG, LOOP EARRINGS | HOLDING HALF-PEELED BANANA AND A DANDELION | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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