Collection: Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • What fresh hell is this? Fun Cards by Erin Smith Art
    GREETING CARD, WHITE ENVELOPE. 5” BY 7” | RED, THEATER CURTAINS OPENED WITH MATCHING RED TASSELS/LIGHT GREEN BEHIND/BLACK CONE-SHAPED CAGE | YOUNG GIRL /WHITE BOW IN ‘PAGE-BOY’ CUT HAIR/WHITE DRESS, SOCKS, SHOES/WHITE, FLY-LIKE WINGS WITH BLACK VEINING | OUTSIDE: “WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS?” –DORTHY PARKER/INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • 'Drama Keeps Following Me Around' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Today I am going to Give it My Some... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    A GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. MULTI-COLORED BACKGROUND/PINK AND YELLOW WASH ON TOP | YOUNG GIRL WEARING BLUE BUNNY MASK WITH LARGE EYES, FAKE HAIR, DRESS WITH PINK TOP AND BLACK SKIRT WITH SWIRL DESIGN | WORDS: OUTSIDE ‘TODAY I’M GOING TO GIVE IT MY SOME…’ INSIDE ‘MY “ALL” IS JUST WEARING MY ASS OUT.’
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  • ' today I will think evil thoughts...and try NOT to say them out loud ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith by Erin Smith
    ' today I will think evil thoughts...and try NOT to say them out loud ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith by Erin Smith
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  • I’m kinda hazy where that fine line is... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD ON RECYCLED PAPER WITH A YELLOW ENVELOPE.|HAS BROWN BACKGROUND, MOOSE HEAD WITH ANTLERS AT THE TOP AND RIBBONS AT SIDES OF ANTLERS.|ELONGATED OVAL AND EXTREMELY FANCY DESIGNING BELOW.|GIRL DOING BALLET WEARING MONARCH BUTTERFLY WINGS, YELLOW/BLACK STRIPED TOP, YELLOWISH-BROWN FUO-FUO RUFFLES, WHITE SKIRT, AND BALLET SHOES. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘YOU MAY WALK THE LINE, BUT I’VE ALWAYS BEEN A LITTLE HAZY ON WHERE EXACTLY THE LINE IS…. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • Maybe she's crazy! Or, maybe she needs carbs Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD, --ERIN SMITH | LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | 5” BY 7” RECYCLED PAPER | MULTI-COLORED BACKGROUND/LIGHT BLUE ONTO/LIME-GREEN SHADOW OF WOMAN/HEAD TIPPED UP/BLACK AND WHITE FLOWING HAIR/WHITE EYE WITH BLACK RING/SHORT-SLEEVED ORANGE DRESS-WIDE RED STRIP DOWN CENTER/CHEST POCKET WITH PINEAPPLE | LIME-GREEN SOCKS WITH HITE BUTTONS/BLACK SNEAKERS | WORDS: OUT – “MAYBE SHE’S CRAZY.” IN – “MAYBE SHE NEEDS CARBS, YOU DON’T KNOW.”
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  • 'my face hurts. from pretending to like you' Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    'my face hurts. from pretending to like you'   Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Giving Up Vices Snarky Funny Birthday Card by Erin Smith Art
    GREETING CARD, PINK ENVELOPE. | TAN, WOODEN HOUSE/DARK BROWN DOOR-4 WINDOW TRANSOM | CLASSIFIEDS ON DOO/BLACK AND WHITE BUTTERFLY ON CLASSIFIEDS | OUT: “THERE COMES A TIME WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. A NO SMOKING, REGULAR EXERCISE, GLUTEN FREE, MULTIVITAMIN, YOGA, NO CARBS, LOW SUGAR, PROBIOTICS, MEDITATION, BOOT CAMP, NO ALCOHOL, FLAX SEED, VEGAN, LOCALLY GROWN, LIFESTYLE.” IN: ‘…GOOD LUCK NOT DYING OF FUCKING BOREDOM. HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
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  • ' It's Exhausting being a Lover not a Fighter ' ..Greeting Card Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD | BACKGROUND: WOODEN SLATS BRIGHT PURPLE-BLUE FLOWERS/YOUNG GIRL SITTING ON STONE BENCH, LEANING ON STONE TABLE/LIGHT-COLORED HAIR/LONG-SLEEVED, WHITE BLOUSE UNDER DARK JUMPER-LIKE DRESS/WHITE SOCKS/BLACK SHOES | OUTSIDE: “IT’S EXHAUSTING BEING A LOVER AND NOT A FIGHTER...ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU KNOW ONE GOOD SMACK WOULD END IT.”/INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • ' You obviously have no idea who you are dealing with ' .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' You obviously have no idea who you are dealing with ' ..  Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I can totally Control Myself... Snarky Cards by Holy Crap Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ GREETING CARD | PINK ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND LIGHT BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM, FAINT WRITING, AND PINK FLOWERS/YELLOW STRIPE DOWN LEFT SIDE HAS UNREADABLE WRITING | FOREGROUND YOUNG GIRL WITH WHITE FRILLY DRESS, BLACK LEGGINGS, WHITE SHOES LEANING ON OUTDOOR CEMENT PLANT STAND | SHADOW BEHIND SHOWING GIRL KICKING UP HEELS. WORDING OUTSIDE ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ INSIDE ‘I JUST TOTALLY CHOOSE NOT TO…’
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  • I'm Queen of a whole freakin' lot ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD | BRIGHT RED ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PALE PINK WITH DECO ART DESIGN | YOUNG GIRL ON RED AND GOLD, PLUSH, WINGBACK CHAIR | WEARING RED AND BLACK CROWN WITH CHANDELIER-TYPE CRYSTALS/PAGE-BOY HAIRCUT/WHITE DRESS AND STOCKINGS/BLACK, TIE-UP BOOTS. WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • ' You got One Shot .. Make everyone Wonder ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | PALE GREEN AND BROWN SHADOWS OF PLANTS | YOUNG WOMAN IN CIRCUS POSE AND BODY DRESS WITH FISHNET STOCKINGS/HANDS OVERHEAD | 3 MULTI-COLORED ‘HULS HOOPS’ TWIRLING AROUND HER BODY AT DIFFERENT ANGLES. WORDS: OUTSIDE, “YOU GET ONE SHOT. MAKE EVERYONE WONDER HOW THE HELL YOU DO IT.” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • ' my whole life consists of wondering ... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' my whole life consists of wondering ... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I'm So Happy I finally figured it out ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD | LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PALE BROWN WITH FRENCH WORDS | WOMAN LEANING ON WHITE CRESCENT MOON | LONG, FLOWING DARK HAIR/SHORT-SLEEVED DRESS WITH COLORFUL, FLORAL WREATH ENCIRCLING HER | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I’M SO HAPPY I FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT! I’M A BI-POLAR MANIC DEPRESSIVE ALCOHOLIC WITH ADHD AND ANGER ISSUES...” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' on the plus side.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' on the plus side..  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' GOOD MORNING WORLD! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' GOOD MORNING WORLD!   '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to .... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to .... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Oh Oh My God.. You have the most absolutely awesome face Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    Oh Oh My God.. You have the most absolutely awesome face   Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Namaste...Greeting Card
    Namaste...Greeting Card
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  • ' I'm fine! more than A Little Crazy... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' I'm fine! more than A Little Crazy...   '  Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I hate to cancel but we made plans hours ago... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD WITH A LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. HAS TRAVEL STAMPS AND A FERRIS WHEEL IN THE BACKGROUND. BLACK/WHITE PHOTO OF A WOMAN SITTING IN A WING BACK CHAIR, HOLDING A MARTINI WITH 2 OLIVES ON A PICK INSIDE GLASS. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘I HATE TO CANCEL, BUT WE MADE PLANS HOURS AGO … IWAS SO YOUNG, AND FULL OF HOPE THEN. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • ' Let's face it.. "Book Club" should just be called .. Wine Club ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' Let's face it..
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  • ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' once this is all over with, i'm hugging everybody ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' once this is all over with, i'm hugging everybody '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I know! I know the limit is two! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' I know! I know the limit is two! '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if i am quiet it is because there is thunder inside me... OR .. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' if i am quiet it is because there is thunder inside me...  OR .. '  Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' LOVE that sh't just got real... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' LOVE   that sh't just got real... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I may not be solving the world's problems.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' I may not be solving the world's problems..  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' oh yes.. i'm really into juicing right now too.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' oh yes.. i'm really into juicing right now too.. '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' next time? totally coming back as a rock star ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' next time? totally coming back as a rock star '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I think about you everyday A$$hole... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    A GREETING CARD WITH BLUE ENVELOPE. PERSON WITH AN ONION HEAD, GREY|WHITE STRIPED T-SHIRT. HAS A BLUE BACKGROUND WITH MULTIPLE PAINT SPATTERS DOWN THE LEFT SIDE | ACROSS THE BOTTOM. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY. ASSHOLE.’ INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • ' Seriously .. You got me Underwear again? ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD | BRIGHT, CHRISTMAS-RED ENVELOPE. | TEAL WITH WHITE FLORAL BEHIND/TEAL STRIPE ACROSS AND 2 FANCY, TAN DEER ON TOP | YOUNG BOY WITH SHORT-SLEEVED SHIRT AND SHORTS/MAKING UGLY FACE/WHITE CHRISTMAS PRESENT WITH RED AND GOLD RIBBON | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “SERIOUSLY…YOU GOT ME UNDERWEAR AGAIN??” INSIDE, “…MAY ALL YOUR HOLIDAY WISHES COME TRUE…”
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  • It's amazing how much Stuff I Make Up ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | LIGHT BLUE SKY/GREEN FOREST – RIGHT SIDE/WHITE-TAN BOTTOM | WOMAN WITH BIRD’S NEST ON HEAD/2 SPECKLED EGGS/SPAGHETTI-STRAPPED, BLACK, KNEE-LENGTH, SILK DRESS/WHITE DOTS AND BELT | OUT: “IT’S AMAZING HOW MUCH STUFF I MAKE UP EVERYDAY TO KEEP FROM GETTING BORED” IN: “...THANKS FOR HUMORING ME!”
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  • only a$$holes let their dogs pee on sandcastles .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | SEA GREEN UPPER/SAND WITH SANDCASTLE LOWER/BEAGLE ‘PEEING’ ON CASTLE | OUTSIDE: “ONLY ASSHOLES LET THEIR DOGS PEE ON SANDCASTLES”/INSIDE: “…THANKS FOR NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE.”.
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  • " Some Days I can conquer the World ".. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD | PALE PINK ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: BLUE TO ORANGE TO PINK COLORS | LADY – SHORT, FLIP HAIRCUT/GLASSES/SLEEVELESS PINK TOP/PALE-GREY LIPSTICK | FIXING HAIR WITH BOTH HANDS-DARK NAIL POLISH | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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