A GREETING CARD WITH A BLUE ENVELOPE. A WHITE|TEAL BACKGROUND WITH HAND-DRAWN BUTTERFLY, SHADOW OF A PERSON DANCING. BLACK LACE ON RIGHT SIDE, TURNED SIDE-WAYS. A DEFINITION TAG—BALTER (V.) TO DANCE ARTLESSLY, WITHOUT PARTICULAR GRACE OR SKILL BUT USUALLY WITH ENJOYMENT. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘AND THEN I WAS LIKE “WHATEVER BITCHES”…AND THE BITCHES WHATEVERED.’ INSIDE: NOTHING IS MORE ENTERTAINING THAN RATTLING PEOPLE WITH CONFIDENCE YOU HAVE IN YOUR OWN CRAZY.

Balter: (v.) Greeting Card by Erin Smith

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Has a definition tag: Balter: (v.) to dance artlessly, without particular grace or skill but usually with enjoyment.

Outside: and then i was like "whatever bitches"...and the bitches whatevered.

Inside:  nothing is more entertaining than rattling people with confidence you have in your own crazy.

5” x 7” USA