GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | LIME-GREEN BACKGROUND/DRAWING OF PINES AT BOTTOM/’PAINT DRIPPING’ IN UPPER RIGHT | SHOWS BLUE-GREY, SAD-FACED WOMAN’S HEAD WITH ENLARGED RIGHT EYE, OPENED | LOOKS LIKE A BIRD, FLOWERS, AND SCRATCH LINE ON HER HEAD/A WHITE DAISY-LIKE FLOWER AT HER NECKLINE. WORDS: OUTSIDE “BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY, “INSIDE “…THEY POP A COUPLE XANEX, WASH IT DOWN WITH VODKA AND SET YOUR CAR ON FIRE.”

Big Girls Don't Cry....Xanex and Vodka will help Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith

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This is an inspirational greeting card for sure!  Sure to make your friend laugh out loud.  Great snarky card line by Erin Smith Art.  

Outside:  "big girls don't cry"

Inside:  .....they pop a couple of Xanex, wash it down with vodka and set your car on fire."

Sassy greeting cards by Erin Smith Art.  Be sure to check out all the cards in our collection.

5" x 7"

Made in USA

Product Details

  • All Erin Smith Art greeting cards come with a coordinating envelope.
  • Item is printed on recycled, certified 100# card stock.
  • Made in the USA.
  • Dimensions: 5x7."

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