GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | LIME-GREEN BACKGROUND/DRAWING OF PINES AT BOTTOM/’PAINT DRIPPING’ IN UPPER RIGHT | SHOWS BLUE-GREY, SAD-FACED WOMAN’S HEAD WITH ENLARGED RIGHT EYE, OPENED | LOOKS LIKE A BIRD, FLOWERS, AND SCRATCH LINE ON HER HEAD/A WHITE DAISY-LIKE FLOWER AT HER NECKLINE. WORDS: OUTSIDE “BIG GIRLS DON’T CRY, “INSIDE “…THEY POP A COUPLE XANEX, WASH IT DOWN WITH VODKA AND SET YOUR CAR ON FIRE.”

Don't Cry....Xanex and Vodka will help | Inspirational

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This is an inspirational greeting card for sure!  Sure to make your friend laugh out loud.  Great snarky card line by Erin Smith Art.  

Outside:  "big girls don't cry"

Inside:  .....they pop a couple of Xanex, wash it down with vodka and set your car on fire."