Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • Kindness...Sprinkle that shit everywhere! Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'Drama Keeps Following Me Around' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Maybe she's crazy! Or, maybe she needs carbs Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Another fine day ruined by Responsibility .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' today I will think evil thoughts...and try NOT to say them out loud ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith by Erin Smith
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  • ' You obviously have no idea who you are dealing with ' .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • GREETING CARD, ERIN SMITH | BRIGHT YELLOW ENVELOPE. | 5” BY 7” RECYCLED PAPER | PALE PINK CARD WITH BRONZE EDGES | YOUNG LADY SITTING ON EXOTIC PLANT WITH LONG TENTACLES/WEARING A FAN-SHAPED HEADDRESS/LACE/TENTACLE | SHORT DARK HAIR/SLEEVELESS WHITE DRESS/DARK NYLONS/BLACK, DOUBLE-STRAPPED HIGH HEELS | HOLDING BOUQUET OF FLOWERS AND GREENERY | HOLDING LONG POINTED SCEPTER.
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  • GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: PASSPORT PAGES WITH STAMPS. FOREGROUND: SMALL GIRL IN A SITTING POSITION/OLD-FASHIONED STYLE HAIR AND DRESS/HAIR BUNS OVER EARS WITH RIBBONS/WHITE LACE DRESS, LACE JACKET-STYLE TOP/WEARING CROSS, WHITE TIGHTS, WHITE CRISS-CROSS SANDALS WITH BUCKLE STRAP. WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I DON’T ALWAYS HAVE THE PERFECT COMEBACK…BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S USUALLY THE NEXT DAY. IN THE SHOWER…” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • ' son of a b**tch.. i wonder what else my mother was right about? ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I am gonna Make Today My Bitch... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'my face hurts. from pretending to like you' Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I always TRY to be a lady, but sometimes Demon Spawned B*tch Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 5” BY 7” GREETING CARD | YELLOW ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND DECORATED WITH TEAL, TAN, BROWN DESIGN FOREGROUND IS YOUNG GIRL IN SHORT-SLEEVED GINGHAM-PATTERNED DRESS, WHITE BOW IN HAIR, LARGE, LAVENDAR BOOTS. | WORDS OUTSIDE ‘I’M DANGEROUS… I’M NOT GONNA LIE’ INSIDE ‘ESPECIALLY IN THESE BOOTS.’
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  • ' Those WTF wrinkles run deep! ' .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my whole life consists of wondering ... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' It's Exhausting being a Lover not a Fighter ' ..Greeting Card Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' we can't all puke rainbows and spit glitter.. ' Snarky Adult Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Giving Up Vices, Boredom Snarky Funny Birthday Card by Erin Smith Art
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  • ' one minute we're young and fun... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I'm So Happy I finally figured it out ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' LOVE that sh't just got real... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ GREETING CARD | PINK ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND LIGHT BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM, FAINT WRITING, AND PINK FLOWERS/YELLOW STRIPE DOWN LEFT SIDE HAS UNREADABLE WRITING | FOREGROUND YOUNG GIRL WITH WHITE FRILLY DRESS, BLACK LEGGINGS, WHITE SHOES LEANING ON OUTDOOR CEMENT PLANT STAND | SHADOW BEHIND SHOWING GIRL KICKING UP HEELS. WORDING OUTSIDE ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ INSIDE ‘I JUST TOTALLY CHOOSE NOT TO…’
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  • ' There's a fine line between Genuis & Crazy ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • GREETING CARD | PALE PINK ENVELOPE. | LIGHT TAN WITH HANDWRITTEN LETTER/BROWN LAND AND GRASSES | LADY WITH SHORT HAIR/WHITE BOW/DARK LONG-SLEEVED BLOUSE WITH WHITE DOTS AT NECK AND WAIST | ARMS CROSSED AND SCOWLING FACE | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • ' if only i had a dollar for every time... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i want to be the reason someone smiles today. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' sarcasm. because murder charges are expensive...' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'searching diligently for the last time i gave an actual f... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' fuckery.. Derivative of the word.... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'it's a little thing called RESTRAINT ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my alone time... is very, very much in your own best interests. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if mom doesn't know where it is ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I'm Queen of a whole freakin' lot ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' on the plus side.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I know! I know the limit is two! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' GOOD MORNING WORLD! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • It's amazing how much Stuff I Make Up ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Love BITE ME ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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