Collection: Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • What fresh hell is this? Fun Cards by Erin Smith Art
    What fresh hell is this? Fun Cards by Erin Smith Art
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  • 'Drama Keeps Following Me Around' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    'Drama Keeps Following Me Around'    Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • " And then I was like, Whatever B!tches " .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I'm So Happy I finally figured it out ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    I'm So Happy I finally figured it out ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' LOVE that sh't just got real... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' LOVE   that sh't just got real... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I can totally Control Myself... Snarky Cards by Holy Crap Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ GREETING CARD | PINK ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND LIGHT BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM, FAINT WRITING, AND PINK FLOWERS/YELLOW STRIPE DOWN LEFT SIDE HAS UNREADABLE WRITING | FOREGROUND YOUNG GIRL WITH WHITE FRILLY DRESS, BLACK LEGGINGS, WHITE SHOES LEANING ON OUTDOOR CEMENT PLANT STAND | SHADOW BEHIND SHOWING GIRL KICKING UP HEELS. WORDING OUTSIDE ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ INSIDE ‘I JUST TOTALLY CHOOSE NOT TO…’
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  • 'searching diligently for the last time i gave an actual f... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    'searching diligently for the last time i gave an actual f...  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' fuckery.. Derivative of the word.... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' fuckery.. Derivative of the word.... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I don't know what it does...but isn't it fantastic? Snarky Greeting Cards
    I don't know what it does...but isn't it fantastic? Snarky Greeting Cards
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  • ' giving a f*ck doesn't really complement my outfit ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' giving a f*ck doesn't really complement my outfit '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'it's a little thing called RESTRAINT ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    'it's a little thing called RESTRAINT ... '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my alone time... is very, very much in your own best interests. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' my alone time... is very, very much in your own best interests. '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if mom doesn't know where it is ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' if mom doesn't know where it is '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I'm Queen of a whole freakin' lot ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    I'm Queen of a whole freakin' lot  ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' on the plus side.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' on the plus side..  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I know! I know the limit is two! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' I know! I know the limit is two! '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' GOOD MORNING WORLD! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' GOOD MORNING WORLD!   '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • It's amazing how much Stuff I Make Up ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    It's amazing how much  Stuff I Make Up ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • " Some Days I can conquer the World ".. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' you know what’s funny?! Lots of shit... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' you know what’s funny?! Lots of shit... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Sassy cards by Erin Smith Art ' i've been so busy being fabulous...'
    I've been so busy being fabulous that I haven't aged a bit birthday card by Erin Smith Art. Women in a blue dress holding a martini and cigarette
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  • ' life is short... just Hakuna Mafukit ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' life is short... just Hakuna Mafukit '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' everything is gonna be fine fine fine. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' everything is gonna be fine fine fine. '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i shower on occassion... basically homeless with a house.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith (Copy)
    ' i shower on occassion... basically homeless with a house..   '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith (Copy)
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  • Martha went into Prison...What did you do? Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    Martha went into prison and taught those bitches to knit...what the hell did you do today?  Boy wearing a knitted shawl.
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  • ' if i wasn't so tired ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' if i wasn't so tired ...  '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Idiot, n Most of the people around me.. ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' Idiot, n  Most of the people around me..  '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' she said so! you're a soccer mom ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' she said so! you're a soccer mom ...  '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' your obsession with gardening has gotten annoying ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' your obsession with gardening has gotten annoying '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Ms. Passive Aggressive ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' Ms. Passive Aggressive '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i’m an emotional drinker.. and you are stressing me out ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' i’m an emotional drinker.. and you are stressing me out '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' MyJob WARNING.. ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' MyJob WARNING..  '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' live like you don't give a s*it what people say ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' live like you don't give a s*it what people say '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' walk softly... and carry a huge a$$ whip ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' walk softly... and carry a huge a$$ whip '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i think i could have loved him.. if he was more like my dog ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' i think i could have loved him.. if he was more like my dog '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' there comes a time in the day... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' there comes a time in the day... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if you put me down... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' if you put me down...  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Not Baby Weight, It's Cheese Weight Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    Not Baby Weight, It's Cheese Weight    Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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