Collection: Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • Kindness...Sprinkle that shit everywhere! Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    Kindness...Sprinkle that shit everywhere!    Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • What fresh hell is this? Fun Cards by Erin Smith Art
    What fresh hell is this? Fun Cards by Erin Smith Art
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  • 'Drama Keeps Following Me Around' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    'Drama Keeps Following Me Around'    Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • What does my tattoo mean? I wanted it so I F*&^#@ got it. .. Erin Smith Snarky Cards
    What does my tattoo mean?  I wanted it so I F*&^#@ got it. .. Erin Smith Snarky Cards
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  • Perfect comeback the next day in the Shower Snarky Greeting Cards by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: PASSPORT PAGES WITH STAMPS. FOREGROUND: SMALL GIRL IN A SITTING POSITION/OLD-FASHIONED STYLE HAIR AND DRESS/HAIR BUNS OVER EARS WITH RIBBONS/WHITE LACE DRESS, LACE JACKET-STYLE TOP/WEARING CROSS, WHITE TIGHTS, WHITE CRISS-CROSS SANDALS WITH BUCKLE STRAP. WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I DON’T ALWAYS HAVE THE PERFECT COMEBACK…BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S USUALLY THE NEXT DAY. IN THE SHOWER…” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • ' son of a b**tch.. i wonder what else my mother was right about? ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' son of a b**tch.. i wonder what else my mother was right about?  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I always TRY to be a lady, but sometimes Demon Spawned B*tch Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    I always TRY to be a lady, but sometimes  Demon Spawned B*tch    Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I’m dangerous. Not gonna lie Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    5” BY 7” GREETING CARD | YELLOW ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND DECORATED WITH TEAL, TAN, BROWN DESIGN FOREGROUND IS YOUNG GIRL IN SHORT-SLEEVED GINGHAM-PATTERNED DRESS, WHITE BOW IN HAIR, LARGE, LAVENDAR BOOTS. | WORDS OUTSIDE ‘I’M DANGEROUS… I’M NOT GONNA LIE’ INSIDE ‘ESPECIALLY IN THESE BOOTS.’
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  • I am gonna Make Today My Bitch... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    I am gonna Make Today My Bitch...   Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Those WTF wrinkles run deep! ' .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' Those WTF wrinkles run deep! '   .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my whole life consists of wondering ... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' my whole life consists of wondering ... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • " And then I was like, Whatever B!tches " .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' i'm sorry, i just please need you to shut up for one minute... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' we can't all puke rainbows and spit glitter.. ' Snarky Adult Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' we can't all puke rainbows and spit glitter.. '   Snarky Adult Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Giving Up Vices, Boredom Snarky Funny Birthday Card by Erin Smith Art
    Giving Up Vices, Boredom   Snarky Funny Birthday Card by Erin Smith Art
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  • ' one minute we're young and fun... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' one minute we're young and fun... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I'm So Happy I finally figured it out ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    I'm So Happy I finally figured it out ' ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' LOVE that sh't just got real... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' LOVE   that sh't just got real... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I can totally Control Myself... Snarky Cards by Holy Crap Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ GREETING CARD | PINK ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND LIGHT BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM, FAINT WRITING, AND PINK FLOWERS/YELLOW STRIPE DOWN LEFT SIDE HAS UNREADABLE WRITING | FOREGROUND YOUNG GIRL WITH WHITE FRILLY DRESS, BLACK LEGGINGS, WHITE SHOES LEANING ON OUTDOOR CEMENT PLANT STAND | SHADOW BEHIND SHOWING GIRL KICKING UP HEELS. WORDING OUTSIDE ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ INSIDE ‘I JUST TOTALLY CHOOSE NOT TO…’
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  • ' i want to be the reason someone smiles today. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' i want to be the reason someone smiles today. '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Drink Too Much ... Erin Smith Snarky Greeting Card
    Drink Too Much ... Erin Smith Snarky Greeting Card
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  • ' sarcasm. because murder charges are expensive...' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' sarcasm. because murder charges are expensive...'   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' the super girl cape is in the laundry. ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' the super girl cape is in the laundry. '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'searching diligently for the last time i gave an actual f... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    'searching diligently for the last time i gave an actual f...  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' fuckery.. Derivative of the word.... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' fuckery.. Derivative of the word.... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I don't know what it does...but isn't it fantastic? Snarky Greeting Cards
    I don't know what it does...but isn't it fantastic? Snarky Greeting Cards
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  • ' giving a f*ck doesn't really complement my outfit ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' giving a f*ck doesn't really complement my outfit '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • 'it's a little thing called RESTRAINT ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    'it's a little thing called RESTRAINT ... '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my alone time... is very, very much in your own best interests. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' my alone time... is very, very much in your own best interests. '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if mom doesn't know where it is ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' if mom doesn't know where it is '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I'm Queen of a whole freakin' lot ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    I'm Queen of a whole freakin' lot  ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' on the plus side.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' on the plus side..  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I know! I know the limit is two! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' I know! I know the limit is two! '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' GOOD MORNING WORLD! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' GOOD MORNING WORLD!   '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • It's amazing how much Stuff I Make Up ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    It's amazing how much  Stuff I Make Up ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • " Some Days I can conquer the World ".. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' everyone just chill the **** out. i got this ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' everyone just chill the **** out.  i got this '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' 3 Years Now...' Funniest Snarky Adult Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    A GREETING CARD, PINK ENVELOPE. WOMAN WITH DARK SHOULDER-LENGTH HAIR, PINK FLOWER, AND WHITE FLOWER ON BOTH SIDES OF HEAD, WEARING, WHITE-FRAMED GLASSES. WEARING TREE-STAMPED WHITE DRESS. BLACK NAIL POLISHED HAND COMES FROM BOTTOM HOLDING A MARTINI. TOP LEFT HAS BLUE BACKGROUND; WORDS OUTSIDE -- IT’S ‘ONE OF THOSE DAYS’ FOR LIKE 3 YEARS NOW…INSIDE I’M BEGINNING TO THINK IT MAY JUST BE ME!
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  • That One Time...When we did something wrong. Erin Smith Snarky Greeting Card
    ‘THAT ONE TIME?’ GREETING CARD | WHITE ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND DICTIONARY PAGE, PINK STRIPE, ANTIQUE LONGHAND WRITTEN LETTER | FOREGROUND 2 GIRLS/1 ON AN OLD-TYPE SETTE, 1 LEANING ON IT. BOTH WEARING EARLY 1800’S DRESSES WITH APRONS AND LACED-UP HIGH-TOP BOOTS. WORDS OUTSIDE: ‘THAT ONE TIME?... WHEN WE DID THAT THING?... AND WE KNEW WE SHOULDN’T BUT WE DID ANYWAY BECAUSE WE WERE LAUGHING SO HARD? THAT WAS AWESOME.’
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  • Serenity on a Dystopian level ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: HANDWRITTEN LETTER/BLUE ON TOP OF THAT WITH 2 BLUE, BLACK, AND WHITE BUTTERFLIES | YOUNG LADY – LONG DARK HAIR/WHITE RIFFLED BLOUSE | HANDS IN THE PRAYING POSITION | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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