GREETING CARD | LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: DOLLAR-COLORED, FLEUR-DE-LIS/BRIGHT PINK FLOWERS | GIRL WEARING OLD-FASHIONED, FOOTBALL HELMET-LIKE CAP/LARGE SAFETY GLASSES FOR FLYING | LONG, BLOND HAIR/PUFFED, SHORT-SLEEVED BLOUSE WITH RUFFLED FRONT | LOOKING STUBBORN WITH FIST | WORDS: OUTSIDE, "I'M GONNA BATTEN DOWN THE HATCHES AND MAKE TODAY MY BITCH." INSIDE, "...EVERYBODY STAND BACK!!!"

I am gonna Make Today My Bitch... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith

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These are the funniest cards ever!  They will totally make you LOL!  "i'm gonna batten down the hatches and make today my bitch. .....everybody stand back!!!  

Holy Crap Sassy greeting cards by Erin Smith Art.  Be sure to check out all the cards in our collection.

5" x 7"

Made in USA

Product Details

  • All Erin Smith Art greeting cards come with a coordinating envelope.
  • Item is printed on recycled, certified 100# card stock.
  • Made in the USA.
  • Dimensions: 5x7."

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