Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • GREETING CARD, LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: LIGHT GREENISH-BLUE WINE SPLASHING. FOREGROUND: LADIES/DARK HAIR/LONG-SLEEVED SWEATSHIRTS/‘USA DRINKING TEAM’/SHORT BLACK SHORTS|HOLDING WINE BOTTLES/LEFT HALF-FULL WINE GLASS/RIGHT HOLDING TROPHY SPILLING WINE/WEARING A 30S TO 40S LADY’S HAT.|OUTSIDE “KNOWING THAT SOME PEOPLE MARRY THEIR PRISON PEN PALS REMINDS ME THAT MY LIFE CHOICES REALLY AREN’T ALL THAT BAD/INSIDE .....ALTHOUGH...SOMETIMES THE WRONG CHOICES BRING US TO THE RIGHT PLACES!”
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  • I’ve had it with this Inspirational Bullshit Greeting Card
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  • GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: PASSPORT PAGES WITH STAMPS. FOREGROUND: SMALL GIRL IN A SITTING POSITION/OLD-FASHIONED STYLE HAIR AND DRESS/HAIR BUNS OVER EARS WITH RIBBONS/WHITE LACE DRESS, LACE JACKET-STYLE TOP/WEARING CROSS, WHITE TIGHTS, WHITE CRISS-CROSS SANDALS WITH BUCKLE STRAP. WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I DON’T ALWAYS HAVE THE PERFECT COMEBACK…BUT WHEN I DO, IT’S USUALLY THE NEXT DAY. IN THE SHOWER…” INSIDE, BLANK.
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  • ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ GREETING CARD | PINK ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND LIGHT BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM, FAINT WRITING, AND PINK FLOWERS/YELLOW STRIPE DOWN LEFT SIDE HAS UNREADABLE WRITING | FOREGROUND YOUNG GIRL WITH WHITE FRILLY DRESS, BLACK LEGGINGS, WHITE SHOES LEANING ON OUTDOOR CEMENT PLANT STAND | SHADOW BEHIND SHOWING GIRL KICKING UP HEELS. WORDING OUTSIDE ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ INSIDE ‘I JUST TOTALLY CHOOSE NOT TO…’
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  • Namaste...Greeting Card
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  • Do I look like I want to lower my voice.. Snarky Greeting card by Erin Smith
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  • Drink Too Much...Greeting Card
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  • A 5 INCH BY 7 INCH GREETING CARD WITH A LIGHT BLUE ENVELOPE. HAS TRAVEL STAMPS AND A FERRIS WHEEL IN THE BACKGROUND. BLACK/WHITE PHOTO OF A WOMAN SITTING IN A WING BACK CHAIR, HOLDING A MARTINI WITH 2 OLIVES ON A PICK INSIDE GLASS. OUTSIDE: WORDS ‘I HATE TO CANCEL, BUT WE MADE PLANS HOURS AGO … IWAS SO YOUNG, AND FULL OF HOPE THEN. INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • ' Let's face it..
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  • ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' once this is all over with, i'm hugging everybody ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I'd cut a B** for you. TWICE ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' on the plus side.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I know! I know the limit is two! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' GOOD MORNING WORLD! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' did you know... cats have 32 muscles in each ear to ignore.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Tact is the ability to tell someone to go to .... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if i am quiet it is because there is thunder inside me... OR .. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' so... how are you? i'm obviously fantastic ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' everyone just chill the **** out. i got this ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' LOVE that sh't just got real... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if you have to walk through hell.. at least walk as if you own the place ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' my whole life consists of wondering ... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I may not be solving the world's problems.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' oh yes.. i'm really into juicing right now too.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' next time? totally coming back as a rock star ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' You obviously have no idea who you are dealing with ' .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Oh Oh My God.. You have the most absolutely awesome face Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • A GREETING CARD WITH BLUE ENVELOPE. PERSON WITH AN ONION HEAD, GREY|WHITE STRIPED T-SHIRT. HAS A BLUE BACKGROUND WITH MULTIPLE PAINT SPATTERS DOWN THE LEFT SIDE | ACROSS THE BOTTOM. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY. ASSHOLE.’ INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • GREETING CARD | BRIGHT, CHRISTMAS-RED ENVELOPE. | TEAL WITH WHITE FLORAL BEHIND/TEAL STRIPE ACROSS AND 2 FANCY, TAN DEER ON TOP | YOUNG BOY WITH SHORT-SLEEVED SHIRT AND SHORTS/MAKING UGLY FACE/WHITE CHRISTMAS PRESENT WITH RED AND GOLD RIBBON | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “SERIOUSLY…YOU GOT ME UNDERWEAR AGAIN??” INSIDE, “…MAY ALL YOUR HOLIDAY WISHES COME TRUE…”
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  • A GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. SHOWS WOMAN WITH BUMBLEBEE HAT, SHOULDER-LENGTH DARK HAIR, WHITE LAB COAT. SHOWS RED-DRIPPING STREAKS ON TOP, PALE GREEN BACKGROUND, 2 SUCCULENT PLANTS IN TEARDROP AQUARIUMS. WORDS OUTSIDE -- I’M FINE! MORE THAN A LITTLE CRAZY…BUT FINE!…INSIDE AT LEAST I’M CONSISTENT.
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  • GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | LIGHT BLUE SKY/GREEN FOREST – RIGHT SIDE/WHITE-TAN BOTTOM | WOMAN WITH BIRD’S NEST ON HEAD/2 SPECKLED EGGS/SPAGHETTI-STRAPPED, BLACK, KNEE-LENGTH, SILK DRESS/WHITE DOTS AND BELT | OUT: “IT’S AMAZING HOW MUCH STUFF I MAKE UP EVERYDAY TO KEEP FROM GETTING BORED” IN: “...THANKS FOR HUMORING ME!”
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  • GREETING CARD, PURPLE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND: BRIGHT ORANGE AND YELLOW. FOREGROUND: LADY WEARING: LARGE PINK AND BLACK BOWS IN GREY, PAGE-BOY CUT HAIR/LARGE GLASSES/NECK COVER AND BROACH/SHORT-SLEEVED DRESS; TOP RED AND WHITE RUFFLES, BOTTOM RED 2 HORIZONTAL STRIPES WITH WHITE DOTTED DESIGN | WORDS: OUTSIDE, “I LOVE PEOPLE THAT CAN MAKE LAUGH WHEN I DON’T EVEN FEEL LIKE I CAN SMILE…”; INSIDE “THANKS SLUT.”
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  • GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | SEA GREEN UPPER/SAND WITH SANDCASTLE LOWER/BEAGLE ‘PEEING’ ON CASTLE | OUTSIDE: “ONLY ASSHOLES LET THEIR DOGS PEE ON SANDCASTLES”/INSIDE: “…THANKS FOR NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE.”.
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  • GREETING CARD | PALE PINK ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: BLUE TO ORANGE TO PINK COLORS | LADY – SHORT, FLIP HAIRCUT/GLASSES/SLEEVELESS PINK TOP/PALE-GREY LIPSTICK | FIXING HAIR WITH BOTH HANDS-DARK NAIL POLISH | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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