Collection: Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • Hell of a Good Time...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD, BRIGHT RED ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: BRIGHT YELLOW/RUSTY-RED SHADOW BEHIND YOUNG LADY | LARGE, FLOWERS AND LEAVES HAT/LONG WHITE HAIR/ELABORATE COLLAR OF MUSIC NOTES/DARK BLUE ART-DECO PRINT ON LIGHT BLUE DRESS | “I GET UP EVERY MORNING DETERMINED TO BOTH CHANGE THE WORLD AND HAVE ONE HELL OF A GOOD TIME. SOMETIMES THIS MAKES PLANNING MY DAY DIFFICULT.- E.B. WHITE “.....THANK GOODNESS I HAVE YOU!!”
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  • Have It All...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: MULTI-COLORED, PASTELS WITH LARGE PINK AND YELLOW FLOWER | WOMAN WITH LONG DARK HAIR | TALKING ON CELL | HOLDING LIT CIGARETTE, COFFEE CUP, EYELASH WAND, AND BABY PACIFIER | WEARING GREY, SPAGHETTI-STRAP SHIRT | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • Give it My Some...Greeting Card
    A GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. MULTI-COLORED BACKGROUND/PINK AND YELLOW WASH ON TOP | YOUNG GIRL WEARING BLUE BUNNY MASK WITH LARGE EYES, FAKE HAIR, DRESS WITH PINK TOP AND BLACK SKIRT WITH SWIRL DESIGN | WORDS: OUTSIDE ‘TODAY I’M GOING TO GIVE IT MY SOME…’ INSIDE ‘MY “ALL” IS JUST WEARING MY ASS OUT.’
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  • Get Thru This...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | BRIGHT RED ENVELOPE. | WHITE DRIPPING PAINT OVER MULTI-COLORED BACKGROUND/DICTIONARY PAGE/COLOR CODING FOR COLORING PAGE | GIRL SITTING DOWN/HAND-KNIT WINTER CAP/LONG HAIR/LONG-SLEEVED PURPLE SWEATER/PURPLE TIGHTS/WHITE SOCKS/BLACK TENNIES | HOLDING FINGERS UP IN 'PEACE' SIGN/TAN TEDDY BEAR NEXT TO HER | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • Don't Make Me Take you off my Friends List... Snarky Note Cards
    GREETING CARD | PALE PINK ENVELOPE. | LIGHT TAN WITH HANDWRITTEN LETTER/BROWN LAND AND GRASSES | LADY WITH SHORT HAIR/WHITE BOW/DARK LONG-SLEEVED BLOUSE WITH WHITE DOTS AT NECK AND WAIST | ARMS CROSSED AND SCOWLING FACE | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • Drink Too Much...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | BRIGHT PURPLE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: HANDWRITTEN RECIPE 'MOTHER'S COFFEE CAKE’/NEWSPAPER RECIPE/PINK BOOK FACEUP/HAND-DRAWN, PINK, STUFFED CHAIR | GIRL SITTING ON CHAIR/LONG HAIR/WHITE BOW/WHITE SOCKS | HOLDING AND EATING CANDY HEARTS | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • Do All The Things...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: SEPARATE PAGES OF A BOOK | GIRL-LONG YELLOW HAIR WITH RED HEART/GLASSES WITH RIGHT EYE LARGER/YELLOW ‘JUMPER OVER DARK SHIRT/CLOTH WRISTBAND | HOLDING WHITE BUNNY/CHINA-LIKE COFFEE CUP | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • Holy Crap funny cards | Erin Smith Art | Fabulous crap on the beach
    GREETING CARD | BLUE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: HANDWRITTEN LETTER/ INSIDE A CONCH SHELL | LADY-DARK HAIR/SLEEVELESS SUNDRESS | HOLDING CONCH SHELL TO LEFT EAR WITH RIGHT HAND/HOLDING DRESS DOWN IN FRONT WITH LEFT HAND | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • Funniest Cards Ever | Demon Spawned Bitch | Erin Smith Art
    A GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. BACKGROUND IS DARK BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM. YOUNG GIRL HOLDING CHIN IN RIGHT HAND AND LEFT HAND ON HER RIGHT ELBOW. LONG BLACK HAIR/MULTI-COLORED, THREE-QUARTER SLEEVE BLOUSE/PINK TUTU-LIKE SKIRT/BLACK BOOTS. WORDS: OUTSIDE “I ALWAYS TRY TO BE A LADY. BUT SOMETIMES, WHEN I’M MAD… I’M AN EVIL SADISTIC DEMON SPAWNED BITCH FROM HELL THAT WILL MAKE YOU RUE THE DAY YOU WERE BORN. INSIDE “.....AND WHEN I’M HAPPY...I LIKE, BAKE COOKIES AND SHIT.”
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  • Control Myself...Snarky Cards by Holy Crap
    ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ GREETING CARD | PINK ENVELOPE | BACKGROUND LIGHT BLUE TOP, PINK BOTTOM, FAINT WRITING, AND PINK FLOWERS/YELLOW STRIPE DOWN LEFT SIDE HAS UNREADABLE WRITING | FOREGROUND YOUNG GIRL WITH WHITE FRILLY DRESS, BLACK LEGGINGS, WHITE SHOES LEANING ON OUTDOOR CEMENT PLANT STAND | SHADOW BEHIND SHOWING GIRL KICKING UP HEELS. WORDING OUTSIDE ‘I CAN TOTALLY CONTROL MYSELF’ INSIDE ‘I JUST TOTALLY CHOOSE NOT TO…’
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  • Super funny greeting cards | Conquer the World | Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD | PALE PINK ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: BLUE TO ORANGE TO PINK COLORS | LADY – SHORT, FLIP HAIRCUT/GLASSES/SLEEVELESS PINK TOP/PALE-GREY LIPSTICK | FIXING HAIR WITH BOTH HANDS-DARK NAIL POLISH | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • Funny cards by Erin Smith Art | Cheese Weight not Baby Weight
    GREETING CARD | BRIGHT PURPLE ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: CHEESE WHEEL WITH STAMPING | LADY – LONG, DARK HAIR/DARK BLUE. THREE-QUARTER LENGTH SLEEVES BLOUSE-SMALL FLORAL DESIGN/DARK PANTS | PULLING CHEESE WHEEL APART | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • Funny Birthday Card by Erin Smith Art | give up vises
    GREETING CARD, PINK ENVELOPE. | TAN, WOODEN HOUSE/DARK BROWN DOOR-4 WINDOW TRANSOM | CLASSIFIEDS ON DOO/BLACK AND WHITE BUTTERFLY ON CLASSIFIEDS | OUT: “THERE COMES A TIME WHEN YOU HAVE TO TAKE IT SERIOUSLY. A NO SMOKING, REGULAR EXERCISE, GLUTEN FREE, MULTIVITAMIN, YOGA, NO CARBS, LOW SUGAR, PROBIOTICS, MEDITATION, BOOT CAMP, NO ALCOHOL, FLAX SEED, VEGAN, LOCALLY GROWN, LIFESTYLE.” IN: ‘…GOOD LUCK NOT DYING OF FUCKING BOREDOM. HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
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  • Sassy Cards by Erin Smith | Stuff I Make Up
    GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | LIGHT BLUE SKY/GREEN FOREST – RIGHT SIDE/WHITE-TAN BOTTOM | WOMAN WITH BIRD’S NEST ON HEAD/2 SPECKLED EGGS/SPAGHETTI-STRAPPED, BLACK, KNEE-LENGTH, SILK DRESS/WHITE DOTS AND BELT | OUT: “IT’S AMAZING HOW MUCH STUFF I MAKE UP EVERYDAY TO KEEP FROM GETTING BORED” IN: “...THANKS FOR HUMORING ME!”
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  • Boots...Greeting Card
    GREETING CARD, BRIGHT PURPLE ENVELOPE. | YOUNG GIRL SITTING ON OLD-STYLE SOFA | SHOULDER-LENGTH DARK HAIR/WHITE, CROCHETED DRESS/HOLDING WOVEN, EASTER-TYPE BASKET FULL OF FLOWERS | DARK BLUE, COWGIRL BOOTS UP TO THE KNEES | OUT: “YOUR BOOTS MAY BE MADE FOR WALKING...BUT MINE ARE IN CASE I NEED TO KICK YOUR ASS”/IN: BLANK.
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  • I appear harmless, but inside I am a Badass...Greeting Card
    A GREETING CARD WITH A BLUE ENVELOPE. A PALE YELLOW BACKGROUND WITH ARTISTIC FLOWERS AT THE TOP AND A MOTORCYCLE AT THE BOTTOM. A YOUNG GIRL IS LEANING ON THE MOTORCYCLE HOLDING A SMALL DOLL. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘I MAY APPEAL HARMLESS...BUT INSIDE I’M COMPLETELY BADASS.’ INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • Sassy Greeting Cards by Erin Smith Art | I am being nice
    A GREETING CARD WITH PINK ENVELOPE. A TEAL BACKGROUND WITH PINK FLOWERS AND A DARK-HAIRED WOMAN, WEARING A RUFFLED BLOUSE AND AIMING A PISTOL. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘I AM BEING NICE…JUST IN AN AWKWARD WAY.’ INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • I think of you everyday Asshole...Greeting Card
    A GREETING CARD WITH BLUE ENVELOPE. PERSON WITH AN ONION HEAD, GREY|WHITE STRIPED T-SHIRT. HAS A BLUE BACKGROUND WITH MULTIPLE PAINT SPATTERS DOWN THE LEFT SIDE | ACROSS THE BOTTOM. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY. ASSHOLE.’ INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • A Year Later...What were we thinking?" | Snarky Cards
    A GREETING CARD, BLUE ENVELOPE. WOMEN, WITH OLD-FASHIONED SWIMMING SUITS, HAIR BONNETS, SITTING ON WOODEN PEIR OVER WATER. WORDS OUTSIDE – THAT MOMENT. A DAY, A MONTH, A YEAR LATER…WHEN YOU FINALLY ASK YOURSELVES, WHAT IN THE HELL WERE WE THINKING?…INSIDE AND THEN LAUGH AND LAUGH AND LAUGH…BECAUSE YOU KNOW YOU’D GLADLY, TOTALLY DO IT ALL OVER AGAIN.
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  • A Little Crazy...Erin Smith Art | Snarky Cards
    A GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. SHOWS WOMAN WITH BUMBLEBEE HAT, SHOULDER-LENGTH DARK HAIR, WHITE LAB COAT. SHOWS RED-DRIPPING STREAKS ON TOP, PALE GREEN BACKGROUND, 2 SUCCULENT PLANTS IN TEARDROP AQUARIUMS. WORDS OUTSIDE -- I’M FINE! MORE THAN A LITTLE CRAZY…BUT FINE!…INSIDE AT LEAST I’M CONSISTENT.
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  • 3 Years Now...Funniest Adult Greeting Cards Ever
    A GREETING CARD, PINK ENVELOPE. WOMAN WITH DARK SHOULDER-LENGTH HAIR, PINK FLOWER, AND WHITE FLOWER ON BOTH SIDES OF HEAD, WEARING, WHITE-FRAMED GLASSES. WEARING TREE-STAMPED WHITE DRESS. BLACK NAIL POLISHED HAND COMES FROM BOTTOM HOLDING A MARTINI. TOP LEFT HAS BLUE BACKGROUND; WORDS OUTSIDE -- IT’S ‘ONE OF THOSE DAYS’ FOR LIKE 3 YEARS NOW…INSIDE I’M BEGINNING TO THINK IT MAY JUST BE ME!
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