Collection: Adult Sarcastic Funniest cards EVER! Snarky, Sassy, a little Smartassy

Finally!  Funny & Sarcastic Adult Cards.  Our greeting cards will have you rolling with laughter, or sending the thoughts you always wanted to say! Highly recommended for Irreverent entertainment! Take your time and read through these snarky cards today.  Over 140 different cards for sale online in our collection below.   HOLY CRAP! Erin Smith Art. Handcrafted in USA!!

Fun adult humor, grab 10 at a time to have on hand to cheer up a friend in need. Birthday cards and many with blank insides for your personal notes.  Let friends know that you are thinking of them.  It's fun to receive cards from friends via snail mail!  I promise they will love them. 

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  • 'it's a little thing called RESTRAINT ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    'it's a little thing called RESTRAINT ... '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' You are such a darling! Don't make me lick you... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' I know! I know the limit is two! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' I know! I know the limit is two! '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' GOOD MORNING WORLD! ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' GOOD MORNING WORLD!   '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • It's amazing how much Stuff I Make Up ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    It's amazing how much  Stuff I Make Up ... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if i wasn't so tired ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' if i wasn't so tired ...  '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' once this is all over with, i'm hugging everybody ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' once this is all over with, i'm hugging everybody '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Attitude is the difference between ordeal & adventure Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    Attitude is the difference between an ordeal and an adventure.  Inside:  They both get you there....but one is a lot more fun!  A girl play with a hula hoop in a skirt with 2 different colored shoes.
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  • " I know I'm a Handful "... Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD | BRIGHT RED ENVELOPE. | BACKGROUND: PALE BLUE TO A PALE YELLOW SHADOW | GIRL WITH RABBIT MASK ON TOP OF HEAD/LONG HAIR/NOE-SLEEVE RED DRESS WITH GREY SWIRLS/BLUE TIGHTS WITH WHITE DOTS AND WHITE REPAIRED KNEES | WORDS: OUTSIDE,
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  • ' One moment of insane courage..' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' One moment of insane courage..'   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' you know what’s funny?! Lots of shit... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' you know what’s funny?! Lots of shit... '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' life is short... just Hakuna Mafukit ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' life is short... just Hakuna Mafukit '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' everything is gonna be fine fine fine. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' everything is gonna be fine fine fine. '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' i shower on occassion... basically homeless with a house.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith (Copy)
    ' i shower on occassion... basically homeless with a house..   '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith (Copy)
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  • ' she said so! you're a soccer mom ... ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' she said so! you're a soccer mom ...  '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' your obsession with gardening has gotten annoying ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' your obsession with gardening has gotten annoying '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Ms. Passive Aggressive ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' Ms. Passive Aggressive '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' MyJob WARNING.. ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' MyJob WARNING..  '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' live like you don't give a s*it what people say ' Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
    ' live like you don't give a s*it what people say '   Blank Note Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' if you put me down... ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' if you put me down...  '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • Not Baby Weight, It's Cheese Weight Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    Not Baby Weight, It's Cheese Weight    Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • ' Let's face it.. "Book Club" should just be called .. Wine Club ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' Let's face it..
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  • ' oh yes.. i'm really into juicing right now too.. ' Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    ' oh yes.. i'm really into juicing right now too.. '   Greeting Card by Erin Smith
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  • I think about you everyday A$$hole... Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    A GREETING CARD WITH BLUE ENVELOPE. PERSON WITH AN ONION HEAD, GREY|WHITE STRIPED T-SHIRT. HAS A BLUE BACKGROUND WITH MULTIPLE PAINT SPATTERS DOWN THE LEFT SIDE | ACROSS THE BOTTOM. WORDS OUTSIDE – ‘I THINK ABOUT YOU EVERYDAY. ASSHOLE.’ INSIDE: BLANK.
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  • only a$$holes let their dogs pee on sandcastles .. Snarky Greeting Card by Erin Smith
    GREETING CARD, LIME-GREEN ENVELOPE. | SEA GREEN UPPER/SAND WITH SANDCASTLE LOWER/BEAGLE ‘PEEING’ ON CASTLE | OUTSIDE: “ONLY ASSHOLES LET THEIR DOGS PEE ON SANDCASTLES”/INSIDE: “…THANKS FOR NOT BEING AN ASSHOLE.”.
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